OOPS moment of the day!

OK, so I had some rubbish to put in the incinerator, nice little fire going in there. Then I put in an old milk carton....

WOOOOOF!!!


I then remembered I'd used it to drain the petrol tank of the lawnmower and there was a small bit left in it! :eek::o

So what was your OOPS moment.

thehairyelbow

Was there a doggy in the milk carton?

EverEvolving

I was all alone in the living room today about to go about my morning internet visits when all of a sudden I heard this noise and I got an awful hop.

Turns out I had strummed the guitar on the new google page.

Redlion

Not really an OOPS...but I thanked the ATM yesterday!

celj

I had no oops moment today,same as most days.
And I always say F*%K or my personal favourite,C*%T.

Thank you and goodnight.

Cupcake_Crisis

I almost put my phone in the wash. Stupid pockets..... They're conspiring against me...

Apanachi

EverEvolving wrote: »

I was all alone in the living room today about to go about my morning internet visits when all of a sudden I heard this noise and I got an awful hop.

Turns out I had strummed the guitar on the new google page.

hahaha!!!! did that at work today got such a fright and almost spilled my tea all over the keyboard

sbsquarepants

Deleted User wrote: »

OK, so I had some rubbish to put in the incinerator, nice little fire going in there.
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You have an incinerator?
Sweet! Is it big enough to take a body, ahem, an old carpet?

Redlion wrote: »

Not really an OOPS...but I thanked the ATM yesterday!

Thank it? I'd blow it, but it still won't give me any money!:mad:

jimthemental

Was cleaning out the slats in a shed at home this morning and nearly dropped my smart phone in between them and down to the septic tank. Lucky I was on the slats at the time, it frightened the shít out of me.:D

Fago!

I sneezed while peeing. Nuff said!

Lady Chatterton

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I almost put my phone in the wash. Stupid pockets..... They're conspiring against me...

I washed my husband's new mobile phone a few months back. He was fine about it but he did say that was an expensive way of finding out that he didn't have a nosey wife (i.e. I wasn't checking his pockets).

hondasam

MrsD007 wrote: »

I washed my husband's new mobile phone a few months back. He was fine about it but he did say that was an expensive way of finding out that he didn't have a nosey wife (i.e. I wasn't checking his pockets).

you checked his phone, read all his messages and washed it on purpose. :pac:

ejmaztec

jimthemental wrote: »

Was cleaning out the slats in a shed at home this morning and nearly dropped my smart phone in between them and down to the septic tank. Lucky I was on the slats at the time, it frightened the shít out of me.:D

You were in the right feckin place then.

Ficheall

MrsD007 wrote: »

I washed my husband's new mobile phone a few months back. He was fine about it but he did say that was an expensive way of finding out that he didn't have a nosey wife (i.e. I wasn't checking his pockets).

I'd sooner have a nosey wife than one who couldn't even do the laundry properly.

D1stant

Fago! wrote: »

I sneezed while peeing. Nuff said!

I farted while sneezing. Maybe we're related?

Cupcake_Crisis

Fago! wrote: »

I sneezed while peeing. Nuff said!

D1stant wrote: »

I farted while sneezing. Maybe we're related?

Maybe you're D1stant cousins.........

Lady Chatterton

Ficheall wrote: »

I'd sooner have a nosey wife than one who couldn't even do the laundry properly.

Ah, I was only doing the laundry that day as it was the housekeepers day off

Clare Bear

EverEvolving wrote: »

I was all alone in the living room today about to go about my morning internet visits when all of a sudden I heard this noise and I got an awful hop.

Turns out I had strummed the guitar on the new google page.

That frightened the absolute bejeesus out of me too!!!

Embarrassing!

There's nothing worse than when you're holding something important (like money) in one hand and some rubbish in the second, getting mixed up and throwing the important thing in to the bin by accident.

flyingoutside

Fago! wrote: »

I sneezed while peeing. Nuff said!

D1stant wrote: »

I farted while sneezing. Maybe we're related?

I peed when pooping but you don't hear me go on about it:rolleyes:

EverEvolving

Deleted User wrote: »

There's nothing worse than when you're holding something important (like money) in one hand and some rubbish in the second, getting mixed up and throwing the important thing in to the bin by accident.

I done that at work once (a long long time ago when I had a job!) with my car keys in one hand and a pile of rubbish in the other, it was disgusting trying to dig them out, plus everyone having a good chuckle at my expense

Floodric

Logged onto Boards:o

Ficheall

flyingoutside wrote: »

I peed when pooping but you don't hear me go on about it:rolleyes:

Can you do that?

thehairyelbow

flyingoutside wrote: »

I peed when pooping but you don't hear me go on about it:rolleyes:

One of my guilty pleasures that. Don't know why, but it keeps me happy.

BengaLover

Redlion wrote: »

Not really an OOPS...but I thanked the ATM yesterday!

I saw an elderly gentleman thanking the tesco self service automated 'please take your items'...
I was behind him, he turned around, saw me and went rather red and the two of us had a giggle..

knotknowbody

EverEvolving wrote: »

I done that at work once (a long long time ago when I had a job!) with my car keys in one hand and a pile of rubbish in the other, it was disgusting trying to dig them out, plus everyone having a good chuckle at my expense

Going to send a link to this to my former work-mates, got some slaggin when i threw the keys of the van in the bin and came back with the rubbish. At least now i can prove it happens to other people.

Ricardo G

At approx 12.35am last night i entered the wrong hole !

Ricardo G

Ricardo G wrote: »

At approx 12.35am last night i entered the wrong hole !

Prefer the 19th myself. :pac:

Greentopia

Ricardo G wrote: »

At approx 12.35am last night i entered the wrong hole !

We'll you'll know next time to stay clear of Coppers, won't ya?

Pompey Magnus

Few years ago there was a smell coming from my sink so I took off the sink trap to clean it. So I take it off, it's full of water of course and, forgetting about the fact that a vital part of the plumbing was now removed, I empty the water into the sink. The water just falls straight out and all over the floor.