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Little Old Lady

Tauriel · 2011-06-09 13:01:06

A little old lady answered a knock on the door to be confronted by a man carrying a vacuum cleaner. He said "if I could just take a couple of minutes of your time.." "F**k off!" said the old lady. Next thing he empties a bucket of horse **** on her hallway carpet & says "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of…

09-06-2011 1:01pm

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Tauriel

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door to be confronted by a man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

He said "if I could just take a couple of minutes of your time.."
"F**k off!" said the old lady.

Next thing he empties a bucket of horse **** on her hallway carpet & says "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse ****, madam I will eat the remainder"

"well" she says "I hope you have a good appetite, coz the electricity was cut off this morning"

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I made myself a snowman,
as perfect as can be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
So let it sleep with me,
I made it some pyjamas,
And a pillow for it's head,
Last night the bastard vanished,
And pissed the f**king bed.

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