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4 Nuns

Tauriel · 2011-06-09 11:20:03

4 nuns die and go to heaven. St.Peter asks first nun "have you had contact with a penis?" She says "I touched one with my finger". St.Peter says dip it in holy water. Next nun says "I've fondled one". He says "put your hand in holy water". Suddenly there is a commotion, a nun has pushed to the front of the queue. St.Peter…

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09-06-2011 12:20pm

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Tauriel

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4 nuns die and go to heaven.

St.Peter asks first nun "have you had contact with a penis?"

She says "I touched one with my finger". St.Peter says dip it in holy water.

Next nun says "I've fondled one". He says "put your hand in holy water".

Suddenly there is a commotion, a nun has pushed to the front of the queue.

St.Peter asks whats up

"Well if I'm going to gargle that holy water I want to do it before Sister Ann sticks her arse in it!"

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#2 09-06-2011 1:27pm
chucknorris

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You cant beat a filthy nun :P

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#3 09-06-2011 1:46pm
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chucknorris wrote: »

You cant beat a filthy nun :P

Well maybe with a whip and paddle

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#4 09-06-2011 2:07pm
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thecornflake wrote: »

Well maybe with a whip and paddle

It's a terrible HABIT ;);););););)

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