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Perfect Diet for Farting

  • 07-06-2011 6:32pm
    #1
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok so you've won the provincial heats and you're through to the All-Ireland final of "Farter of The Year".....what diet would you recommend for the few days leading up to the final to clinch the title.

    Marks awarded for a clean winded 'parp' aswell as distinct odour!

    I'd say Bacon n' cabbage and a feed of Guinness, anyone got any other suggestions?


Comments

  • #2
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Sweet jebus.

    What happened to boards? have all the good posters emigrated?


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »
    Sweet jebus.

    What happened to boards? have all the good posters emigrated?

    Ok......I'll put you down as an eggs man!


  • #4
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    Anything.........so long as its washed down with 8 cans of Macardles Ale. Still suffering nearly 3 days on.:(


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    bijapos wrote: »
    Anything.........so long as its washed down with 8 cans of Macardles Ale. Still suffering nearly 3 days on.:(

    Does it look like an angry dot??? :pac:


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    some nice mod will close this soon hopefully.


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  • #7
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Hmm, consider myself quite the farter, so:

    A lot of smithwicks or guinness is always a good starting point,

    Onions are a brilliant catalyst for me, also beans, general greasy food i.e a fry up, taco fries, minced beef fajitas,


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    some nice mod will close this soon hopefully.

    Maybe it should be merged with the perfect sandwich thread??? :pac:


  • #9
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Tesco Value Pork pies, washed down with guinness ( because they taste like ass) with a side order of kidney beans.


  • #10
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    Maybe it should be merged with the perfect sandwich thread??? :pac:

    No with one of the crap threads.

    you can do better.


  • #11
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Thatnastyboy wrote: »
    taco fries, minced beef fajitas,

    The mere mention of taco fries has my hoop trembling, jaysus last time I had those me arse was like a chewed orange the next day :(


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  • #12
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Moving this thread would be a dis-service to the cuckoos nest / nutrition and diet / the thunderdome... hell even the recycle bin.


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