People who would eat themselves if they could

kfallon

You know the kind, think the sun shines out of their backside, their smugness knows no limits:

Simon Cowell
Tim Lovejoy
Robbie Williams
Bertie

In before "Yore Ma" :rolleyes: and Hannibal Lector :pac:

ArtyC

****ing gwyneth paltrow and her healthy mom living ****e! aaargh!

D1stant

Gingerbread Man?

Agricola

Ryan Turgidy

sunflower27

Michael Flatley
Bono
Tyra Banks

efb

Craig Doyle

Chris P. Bacon

I eat myself most days

KnifeWRENCH

Craig Doyle.
Smuggest wanker on the planet, which is strange considering he has no actual discernible talent whatsoever. :mad:

Jeremy Clarkson and Jeremy Paxman are both incredibly smug, but they're allowed be smug because at least they're good at what they do.

Oh and Oprah....but I'd be unbearably smug too if I had as much money as her.

EDIT: efb got there first!

hondasam

Ellen
joe duffy
rosanna davison

Superbus

I heard Marilyn Manson got his rib taken out...

sunflower27

Ellen, god yeah... that dancing. Groan.

stovelid

Man trapped in collapsed building and pinned under fallen masonry with only his own arm within eating distance.

Dudess

Howls of "typical Irish begrudgery" forecast...

sunflower27

stovelid wrote: »

Man trapped in collapsed building and pinned under fallen masonry with only his own arm within eating distance.

Taaaaxxxxxiiiiiiiii

The King of Moo

People who put the word "King" in their usernames.

Get over yourself!

kfallon

Michael Fish
Allan Lamb
Frank Leboeuf
Edwina Currie
Jasper Carrott
Shane Rich-tea :pac:

Rubberlegs

Rachel Allen. Smug head on her:mad:

sunflower27

The King of Moo wrote: »

People who put the word "King" in their usernames.

Get over yourself!

There's a King of Kings on here

Hookah

The Earl of Sandwich.
Giuseppe Garibaldi.
Granny Smith.


edit; damn you kfallon

kfallon

Dudess wrote: »

Howls of "typical Irish begrudgery" forecast...

Not really, I mean fair play, all these people have made money from their careers, it's just the smugness of them. There are smug people in everyday life but I'm not gonna post, "Old Pat who runs the corner shop" up here

stovelid

sunflower27 wrote: »

Taaaaxxxxxiiiiiiiii

I'm on a bus, thanks.

The King of Moo

sunflower27 wrote: »

There's a King of Kings on here

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that!:mad:

Dunny

Eamon Dunphy

MrFrisp

Dawn French..

She'd cover herself in chocolate and do it in one sitting.

Chuck Stone

Berti Bassett

sunflower27

SexyGuy wrote: »

Dawn French..

She'd cover herself in chocolate and do it in one sitting.

She does daily... Terry's Chocolate Orange

ejmaztec

Those smug bastards on eggheads, who know feckin everything, the smug bastards.



...and did I say they're smug bastards?

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

Those smug bastards on eggheads, who know feckin everything, the smug bastards.



...and did I say they're smug bastards?

The Poindexters from Eaton....shower of cunts :pac:

ArtyM

The Hoff
Naomi Campbell
Anyone who just got the very latest iGizmothingy

Chuck Stone

Orange men. (too bitter to be palatable to anyone else).

The King of Moo

ejmaztec wrote: »

Those smug bastards on eggheads, who know feckin everything, the smug bastards.



...and did I say they're smug bastards?

Especially C.J! I love it when he loses, he looks like he genuinely can't comprehend what happened!

Dunny

Cristiano Ronaldo

Thatnastyboy

Not a famous person, or a variety of fruit,

But i am pretty amazing,

I waltz through life living off pure out and out cockyness, I walk around with my chest out, carrying two buckets of paint, a cigarette hanging at an angle out of my smirky mouth. I mostly wear tight tee-shirts that make me look like I work out and my constantly shiny car makes everyone look at me and say "look at that cocky prick"

Seriously though, if you dont think the sun shines out of your own hole, you hardly expect anyone else to?

confidence and cockyness are the key to winning,

And im a fuckin winner. :cool:

fricatus

Ronan Keating
Charlie Bird

siobhan.murphy

paul galvin

Dunny

Brian O'Driscoll

mconigol

stovelid wrote: »

Man trapped in collapsed building and pinned under fallen masonry with only his own arm within eating distance.

eating distance?

that's a new one!

Chuck Stone

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Not a famous person, or a variety of fruit,

But i am pretty amazing,

I waltz through life living off pure out and out cockyness, I walk around with my chest out, carrying two buckets of paint, a cigarette hanging at an angle out of my smirky mouth. I mostly wear tight tee-shirts that make me look like I work out and my constantly shiny car makes everyone look at me and say "look at that cocky prick"

Seriously though, if you dont think the sun shines out of your own hole, you hardly expect anyone else to?

confidence and cockyness are the key to winning,

And im a fuckin winner. :cool:

You never be able to get finish your own head.

sunflower27

Tom Cruise

ejmaztec

The King of Moo wrote: »

Especially C.J! I love it when he loses, he looks like he genuinely can't comprehend what happened!

...and I bet he and that Kevin guy used to get beaten up at school, the know-it-all ****:pac:

Bodhidharma

Hipsters and professional footballers

ejmaztec

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Not a famous person, or a variety of fruit,

But i am pretty amazing,

I waltz through life living off pure out and out cockyness, I walk around with my chest out, carrying two buckets of paint, a cigarette hanging at an angle out of my smirky mouth. I mostly wear tight tee-shirts that make me look like I work out and my constantly shiny car makes everyone look at me and say "look at that cocky prick"

Seriously though, if you dont think the sun shines out of your own hole, you hardly expect anyone else to?

confidence and cockyness are the key to winning,

And im a fuckin winner. :cool:

For you to eat yourself, you'd have to like a lot of cock.:P

Thatnastyboy

ejmaztec wrote: »

For you to eat yourself, you'd have to like a lot of cock.:P

:eek:

now i see the light, Im not cocky , Im a big steamin' quare*









*may not be true.

Dangerous Man

Thom Yorke
Peter Falk

The King of Moo

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Thom Yorke
Peter Falk

Those two names together have a lovely rhythm, and sound like a line from "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

iamwhoiam

Bob Geldof
Bono .
All the Eggheads , Daphne does my head in with her pretending to be a little sweet lady . Yeh right .
The new RTE cooking programme boy/man with the Justin Beiber hairstyle
Lenny Henry
Jamie Oliver
Ryan Tubridy
Diarmuid Gavin ....... :mad::mad:
Ivor Callely ....................:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

dr.bollocko

This is just a celebrity bash thread. We're kinda trying to move away from the celebrity bash threads. Helps prevent wailing, gnashing of teeth and celebrities in tears.
You don't want them to cry because they'll bash us on twitter.