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  • 07-06-2011 2:42pm
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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,360 ✭✭✭✭


    Cop on a horse says to a little girl on a bike "Did Santa get you that?"
    "Yep" replies the little girl
    "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year" and he fined her £5.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and says " nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?"
    Cop chuckles and replies "he sure did"
    "Well", said the little girl, "next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


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    loobylou
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭loobylou


    The police horse, ...the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back.


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