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Unmarried? There's still hope.

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  • 07-06-2011 2:47am
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    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭


    Youtube recommended I watch this video, and am I glad I did.

    I'll just go right out and say it... I'm not married. :o
    I know, I know. It's embarrassing.
    Every wedding I go to people are laughing and staring at me.
    But finally I got the advice my old man should have given to me years ago.
    My dad was never my hero growing up. He just wasn't that guy, never around.
    This is man I'm sure is a great dad. I'd love to go fishing with him and have a beer and talk about my wife. If only.
    He's made everything so clear to me now. I'm going to watch this video everyday until my wedding day.
    I can't wait to walk down the isle with every bodies attention on me for once. I'll look all the haters in the eye and give them the one finger salute.
    Having
    Anger
    Towards
    Everyone
    Reaching
    Success

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYY1gtcZSy4


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    #2
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Did I mention I bought 2 tins of Super Valu cat food today?


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    #3
    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Did I mention I bought 2 tins of Super Valu cat food today?
    Is that a chat up line.
    Want to get married?


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    #4
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    I want my 1min 17 secs back :(:(:(


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    #5
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I figure he got the wife who is a good cook.


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    #6
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Cocaine wrote: »
    Is that a chat up line.
    Want to get married?

    Sure. I'll just tell my hubby. You do eat cat food ya??


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    OMG Its EoinD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭OMG Its EoinD


    is he like some old troll ?


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    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Sure. I'll just tell my hubby. You do eat cat food ya??
    there's a joke in there somewhere about pussy, but hell, I just can't see it. Damn brain, let me down again.
    Im_EoinD wrote: »
    is he like some old troll ?
    I actually don't know what he is,
    or why the hell youtube recommended I watch it. He got 35 views in about a year. Why the hell would I want to see that.


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    #9
    cloneslad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    he's not even wearing a wedding ring.............what a player!!


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    #10
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    *casts rod*


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    #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Marriage Fack off


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    #12
    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    cloneslad wrote: »
    he's not even wearing a wedding ring.............what a player!!
    He should actually been an internet sensation. I keep laughing every time I watch it.
    How many times would have filmed this until he caught a fish. He doesn't even acknowledge the fact. :D
    He also says he 'knows' we all need his advice.
    He needs exposure and a cult following.


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    #13
    cloneslad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Cocaine wrote: »
    .
    He needs exposure and a cult following.

    He doesn't


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    #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    This is solid advice.


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    #15
    Shinbob
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭Shinbob


    :confused: Disaster


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    #16
    skyflycherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭skyflycherry


    Im_EoinD wrote: »
    is he like some old troll ?
    might be true.


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    #17
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I reckon that's the OP in the video trying to drum up YouTube subscribers.


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    #18
    dead one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭dead one


    Now we want to see what you are cooking up for dinner. So what's on the menu tonight?


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    #19
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Cocaine wrote: »
    I can't wait to walk down the isle with every bodies attention on me for once.

    Which isle


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    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    dead one wrote: »
    Now we want to see what you are cooking up for dinner. So what's on the menu tonight?
    Fish I reckon, though he didn't get that fat eating fish that small. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,745 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Just a reminder. It's called fishing, it's not called catching. So perhaps it was a fish farm ?

    cba watching video


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    #22
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Fish I reckon, though he didn't get that fat eating fish that small. :D

    That's what I thought,he should have put the little fish back.


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    #23
    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxhV71F3W8

    The last 20 seconds are priceless.


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    #24
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Dude needs advice on cardiac blockages and respiratory failure.


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    #25
    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    something not as serious
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWPySawXug


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    #26
    Cocaine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAcotoRf2BI

    I've watched some of these videos, and basically this guy ****ed in the head since woodstock or something. He is crazy for acid.


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