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  • 07-06-2011 1:23am
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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭


    What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?

    The look on their face when you're nailing them.


    Arsenal are 14/1 to win the Premier League next season.
    For those of you who don't understand betting, if you bet €10, you will lose €10.

    A man had been drinking a lot for many years. His Wife decided to give him an ultimatum

    "If you ever come home drunk again, Im going to leave you"

    So he went down to the pub and he drank a lot and threw up all over himself, and said to his friend

    "If I come home drunk my wife will leave me"

    His friend says " I'll tell you what, Go home and tell her somebody threw up over you. Put a €20 in your inside pocket and show it to her and say he gave me this for the dry cleaning bill"

    So he comes home and his wife immediately starts to give out.

    "No no, somebody threw up over me and gave me €20 for the dry cleaning bill" and he shows her the cash

    "But why have you got 2 €20 notes in your hand" she asks

    "Oh the other one is from the man who shat in my pants"




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