Which will happen first......

kfallon

Put them in chronological order as you think they will happen starting with the earliest:

Ireland will qualify for a mjor football tournament
Thatcher will die
I'll pay my TV licence
Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam
The IMF 'deal' will be renegotiated
Taco chip ingredients will be adjusted to einsure no 'ring sting' the next day
Bertie Ahern will acknowledge his significant contribution to putting this country in the shite

qz

Me paying my TV license should not even appear on the list of things that will potentially happen.

bonerm

kfallon wrote: »

Put them in chronological order as you think they will happen starting with the earliest:

Ireland will qualify for a mjor football tournament
Thatcher will die
I'll pay my TV licence
Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam
The IMF 'deal' will be renegotiated
Taco chip ingredients will be adjusted to einsure no 'ring sting' the next day
Bertie Ahern will acknowledge his significant contribution to putting this country in the shite

1.Ireland will qualify for a mjor football tournament
2.Thatcher will die
3.The IMF 'deal' will be renegotiated
4.I'll pay my TV licence
5.Taco chip ingredients will be adjusted to einsure no 'ring sting' the next day

Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam
Bertie Ahern will acknowledge his significant contribution to putting this country in the shite

Left out the last two because they will never happen

kfallon

qz wrote: »

Me paying my TV license should not even appear on the list of things that will potentially happen.

Because you always pay it?? :pac:

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

Put them in chronological order as you think they will happen starting with the earliest:

Ireland will qualify for a mjor football tournament
Thatcher will die
I'll pay my TV licence
Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam
The IMF 'deal' will be renegotiated
Taco chip ingredients will be adjusted to einsure no 'ring sting' the next day
Bertie Ahern will acknowledge his significant contribution to putting this country in the shite

The only sure thing there that will happen is Thatcher will die.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

The only sure thing there that will happen is Thatcher will die.

I've got the bunting ready.......

bonerm

kfallon wrote: »

I've got the bunting ready.......

I'll be dusting off this old mp3 when the day comes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

I've got the bunting ready.......

I will be going to the funeral. I really admire that woman.

read her autobiography years ago. Do you want it?

Show Time

hondasam wrote: »

The only sure thing there that will happen is Thatcher will die.

Only way to get shot of old Maggie would be to loft her down a reactor core as in Return Of The Jedi.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

read her autobiography years ago. Do you want it?

No I bought some bog roll today, thanks!

alwaysadub

• Thatcher will die.
• Ireland will win a major tournament
• The IMF 'deal' will be renegotiated
• Taco chip ingredients will be adjusted to einsure no 'ring sting' the next day
• Andy Murray will win a Grand Slam
• Bertie Ahern will acknowledge his significant contribution to putting this country in the shite
• I'll pay my TV licence

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

No I bought some bog roll today, thanks!

you would enjoy it, read it in the loo.

Dangerous Man

It will all happen at exactly the same time.

Ireland will qualify for a major soccer tournament because the corrupt IMF will 'discuss' the matter with corrupt FIFA because they'd just agreed a new deal with Ireland which will see us pay back even more because Bertie Ahern came out and admitted he screwed everything up and was also corrupt and this will have the knock-on effect of causing Thatcher to kill herself because she was corrupt and fears retribution and this will cause rampant anti-Thatcherite, Scotland's Andy Murry to perform well in a tournament and win and then you, as a tennis fan will feel very happy indeed at the events unfolding before your eyes on the idiot lantern and will pay your TV license. As for the Taco thing, never gonna happen.

Saila

on all accounts...2012

Pherekydes

I'll pay my TV licence
Thatcher will die
Ireland will qualify for a major football tournament


The rest will never happen.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

you would enjoy it, read it in the loo.

I wouldn't!
Speaking of books do you know that a member of her cabinet was the quickest reader in the world, Norman Tebitt went thru 10 storeys in 20 seconds in Brighton :pac:

Yes I know it works better if I don't write it :rolleyes:

For Forks Sake

http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/