Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Not too often this happens.....

  • 05-06-2011 3:44am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭


    Well how's it goin? usually just roam through after hours, laughing and feeling entertained at reading such humorous and such intellectual threads and posts :D but taught this was worth an account and shiny new thread!

    Recently in my fairly newly accuired job abroad in a furniture store in North America, my bosses wanted a complete overhaul of the basment area. As i was removing broken items, rearranging the furniture downstairs and just generally tidying up, I came across a small white little memory stick on the floor.

    As one usually does when finding such object, I noticed a bucket about 10 feet away from me and set up my stance as I was standing at the oche just about to throw a dart to complete a 9-darter in a world championship, alas i missed the target and lost the championip, but ah well life goes on.

    About 3 weeks later I was back down in said basement carrying out the usual daily tasks of ****e minimum wage work when out of the corner of my eye noticed the white memory stick on the ground. I taught to myself,jaysus neara bucket in site I may aswell just bring it home and it might come in handy some day for cv's or ****e, or whatever people put on them, i dont know!

    Well it wouldn't be an After Hours thread if there wasnt something that i sure in hell wasn't expecting on it, hidden in a folder called private :confused:....................................................

    Yes you guessed it, MY BOSS (40 odd year old male) WITH HIS WIFE(well fit let me tell ye) FORNECATING IN MULITPLES VIDEOS

    What in the hell am i supposed to do?!?!?!

    In before Fap, Pics or GTFO

    Its been a few weeks since i found it, but thank god he's been on holidays for 2 of them weeks, but every time he's in the store its ****ing torture!..Look i know this is after hours nd whatever but jesus christ I cant look the man in the face anymore!!!


    The head is telling me : BLACKMAIL
    The heart is telling me : LISTEN TO THE HEAD!!!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    happened me loadsa times.








    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    upload it, and put a link here after....



    or just put back where you found it, nah option 1 :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Depends on how hot the wife is

    Next time he gives out to you make a little reference to it, and get lazier and lazier till eventually you're getting paid for turning up for half an hour a day. Bliss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    tl;dr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 rinuccini


    Maybe he wanted you to find it!


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    Well how's it goin? usually just roam through after hours, laughing and feeling entertained at reading such humorous and such intellectual threads and posts :D but taught this was worth an account and shiny new thread!

    Recently in my fairly newly accuired job abroad in a furniture store in North America, my bosses wanted a complete overhaul of the basment area. As i was removing broken items, rearranging the furniture downstairs and just generally tidying up, I came across a small white little memory stick on the floor.

    As one usually does when finding such object, I noticed a bucket about 10 feet away from me and set up my stance as I was standing at the oche just about to throw a dart to complete a 9-darter in a world championship, alas i missed the target and lost the championip, but ah well life goes on.

    About 3 weeks later I was back down in said basement carrying out the usual daily tasks of ****e minimum wage work when out of the corner of my eye noticed the white memory stick on the ground. I taught to myself,jaysus neara bucket in site I may aswell just bring it home and it might come in handy some day for cv's or ****e, or whatever people put on them, i dont know!

    Well it wouldn't be an After Hours thread if there wasnt something that i sure in hell wasn't expecting on it, hidden in a folder called private :confused:....................................................

    Yes you guessed it, MY BOSS (40 odd year old male) WITH HIS WIFE(well fit let me tell ye) FORNECATING IN MULITPLES VIDEOS

    What in the hell am i supposed to do?!?!?!

    In before Fap, Pics or GTFO

    Its been a few weeks since i found it, but thank god he's been on holidays for 2 of them weeks, but every time he's in the store its ****ing torture!..Look i know this is after hours nd whatever but jesus christ I cant look the man in the face anymore!!!


    The head is telling me : BLACKMAIL
    The heart is telling me : LISTEN TO THE HEAD!!!

    THIS is the bit he wants to be seen :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    1. Replace files with as many penis pictures as the memory stick can hold.
    2. Send it to bosses wife
    3. ?????
    4. Profit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Talking bout darts. One of me mates split the flight or whatever you call it by mistake a few days ago. He lost the game but still impressive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Talking bout darts. One of me mates split the flight or whatever you call it by mistake a few days ago. He lost the game but still impressive

    That is actually my most impressive feat in darts aswell, still yet to hit 180!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    Podge2k7 wrote: »
    tl;dr


    what does that actually mean?:confused:


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    That is actually my most impressive feat in darts aswell, still yet to hit 180!!

    Fair play to ya. My mate didn't mean to do it. I'll upload the pic when I'm on pc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    I didnt mean it meself! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    what does that actually mean?:confused:

    It means. To late didn't read .
    Basically whoever said it is ignoring what you said but doesn't have a smart reply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    so their more or less a loser?..ah I get it now :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    so their more or less a loser?..ah I get it now :D

    Tldr is kinda one of the generic posts that gets loads of " thanks"
    Because your new here it seems to be ok to throw out crap comments like that and us old sheites will find it histerical. We were all newbs at some stage so just ignore it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Tldr is kinda one of the generic posts that gets loads of " thanks"
    Because your new here it seems to be ok to throw out veal comments like that and us old sheites will find it histerical. We were all newbs at some stage so just ignore it.


    Well to be honest ive actually been reading Boards for atleast 2 years or so, just up until now couldnt be arsed creating an account and posting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    Well to be honest ive actually been reading Boards for atleast 2 years or so, just up until now couldnt be arsed creating an account and posting!
    it is a great site in fairness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    seanybiker wrote: »
    it is a great site in fairness.


    i honestly love it ya, decided it was about time i spoke up, been listenin to some serious loser's here recently, taught i couldn't of done more harm :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Tldr is kinda one of the generic posts that gets loads of " thanks"
    Because your new here it seems to be ok to throw out crap comments like that and us old sheites will find it histerical. We were all newbs at some stage so just ignore it.
    BlueBaron wrote: »
    Well to be honest ive actually been reading Boards for atleast 2 years or so, just up until now couldnt be arsed creating an account and posting!

    You wont have a life after that account you know? :(

    Who're you callin an old sheite? Ive seen your pics :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    seanybiker wrote: »
    It means. To late didn't read .
    Basically whoever said it is ignoring what you said but doesn't have a smart reply.

    Eh, no it doesn't! Stop feeding the newbie sh!te!! :pac:

    It's "too long; didn't read". For goldfish, and people with short attention spans!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Mister Man


    I'm shocked anyone is still awake :eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Oh hai :D You still with us then?
    Einhard? Pet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    chucken1 wrote: »
    You wont have a life after that account you know? :(

    Who're you callin an old sheite? Ive seen your pics :D
    I was counting meself as an ould sheite post ways. Haha I thought it was to late didn't read. Damn you Google.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Mister Man wrote: »
    I'm shocked anyone is still awake :eek::eek:

    I dont know why people are up,but Im minding my 91 yr old ex mother in law :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    Its only 12:41 here in Canada :)..plenty of drinking time left


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 rinuccini


    I'm up cos i have no curtains and the sun shon in on me and woke me up!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    rinuccini wrote: »
    I'm up cos i have no curtains and the sun shon in on me and woke me up!!!

    Dam it..thats bordering on cruelty! Is your laptop ok?:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    rinuccini wrote: »
    I'm up cos i have no curtains and the sun shon in on me and woke me up!!!

    at 5:04???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 rinuccini


    sunny south east


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 areo


    hey baron,would this store happen to be in san fran and does the boss's name begin with a R?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,225 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    That would be some commute, Canada to San Fran!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    BlueBaron wrote: »
    Its only 12:41 here in Canada :)..plenty of drinking time left
    areo wrote: »
    hey baron,would this store happen to be in san fran and does the boss's name begin with a R?:D

    Only if it's San Francouver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I've heard this exact same story before, except the guy worked in an electronics shop. Weird huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    call to where they live when the wife is by herself. tell her you have something that she might be interested in and then................ ....................................................................WHIP IT OUT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭The Orb


    Assuming you are decent human being who wouldn't resort to blackmail, go up to your boss, show him the memory stick, tell him you found it on the floor and ask does he know who owns it. Then just give to back to him.
    But only after you've made a copy in case he turns out to be douche!


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Upload to xHamster ffs. Let the dog see the rabbit.


Advertisement