whats your 3 wishes?

so you find a genie in a bottle, or catch the king of the leprechuans!

your given your 3 wishes, time is against you!!
cant ask for money or more wishes, thems the rules i believe!!

what do you ask for?

ElleEm

My health back, my family's continual health and for my partner to get the job of his dreams

I would be very happy then!

Biggins

1. The power of persuasion.
2. To live long enough to see that my kids are living good, safe and healthy lives.
3. That my kids do live decently long good, safe and healthy lives.

brianrcarney

the ability to type, the ability to think and a different thread

ShamoBuc

1. For my family and myself to have good health.

2. To win lotto plus and pay off my mortgage.

3. To be granted 3 more wishes.

m.j.w

Only need one - eternal happiness

Biggins

m.j.w wrote: »

Only need one - eternal happiness

So you want to live forever and be happy, going around with an everlasting grin like the cat in Alice in Wonderland? :eek:

:pac:

(I jest)

strokemyclover

Lickable wallpaper a la Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, lottery numbers for next week and no more bureaucracy in Ireland

Chris P. Bacon

1. World peace

2. United Ireland

3. Bigger willy

Pauleta

1. To be a formula 1 driver
2. To have mastered the guitar
3. To be an X-Factor judge

ShamoBuc

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

1. World peace

2. United Ireland

3. Bigger willy

3= :P

Temptamperu

1: to be able to double jump

2: to be more witty and not so intreverted

3: a big pile of suger to defend

My name is URL

My pick of any woman in the world.
Well being for the people I know.
To be shown how the universe began and if/how it will end.

ClimberC

The ability to make a woman cum by making eye contact, and the ability to make eye contact with out getting scared........ oh and your ma.......










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Kya1976

I only have one wish:To get more than 3 wishes

alwaysadub

A job.
Good health.
Continuous happiness

Contemplating Aristotle

I would wish for the fulfilment of all our potential existence, that we as a people reach our ultimate goals and at a swift pace. For we have not fulfilled not near enough already, though we like to think that we have.

I wish that man would seek to become more noble, a god or gods in the making. To rise above our animalistic and primate circumstances, the primitive forces that bind us and cause so much suffering through material wanton, greed and war.

I wish that one day that all of existence will cease to exist in its current state and evolve toward a singularity, an enlightened stage of existence where pain and suffering no longer collide with the reality of our existence.

Zemuppet

1. Myself and my family are completely healthy for the rest of our lives
2. The winning lotto ticket for the euromillions jackpot
3. And since we can't pick more wishes i ask for more wish granting genies.
There's always a loophole to exploit.

world peace and happiness!!!

are we all miss world contestents??

beks101

1. All my family and friends to live long, healthy, fulfilled lives.

2. Eternal happiness

3. An unlimited supply of money. **** it, it goes a long way

Saila

My name is URL wrote: »

My pick of any woman in the world.
Well being for the people I know.
To be shown how the universe began and if/how it will end.

they know this already , dont waste a wish on it!

Saila

1. A life reset back to.......9 or 10 or something.
????
Profit.

orourkeda

ATM with Kelly Brooke. 3 Times

jdooley28

1. World peace
2. End of world hunger
3. Eh . . . . a continuos supply of dutch gold :-)

Killer Pigeon

1. All my enemies or anyone I had contempt for just suddenly died,

2. Six pack abs,

3. 13 inch penis.

time travel!!!! no.1

Deus Ex Machina

Saila wrote: »

they know this already , dont waste a wish on it!

Do enlighten us.

Saila

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Do enlighten us.

there has been programmes on tv about, so no :P

smallerthanyou

1) To have some kind of impressive talent to show off, like contortionist

2) Ireland win tomorrow

3) That I pass the exam I have tomorrow that I should be studying for

when does my genie arrive?

Reading that back makes me sound like a simple creature - I meant
1) world peace
2) health for everyone
3) an end to poverty for everyone

papajimsmooth

bubblypop wrote: »

cant ask for more wishes, thems the rules i believe!!

what do you ask for?

More genie's

TheBunk1

1. Lionel Messi was Irish
2. ????
3. Profit

Kojak

1. A bottomless packet of maltesers.
2. Be paid my wage for life without ever doing any work.
3. All expenses paid trip to the Burren.

Lanaier

bubblypop wrote: »

cant ask for money or more wishes, thems the rules i believe!!

Fine, more genies then.
Or more genie bottles.

Lanaier

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

3. 13 inch penis.

That may not be as great as it sounds on paper.

ithinkimcute

power, immortality and money!!

Sunnyisland

Dublin to win this years all Ireland football final,

Dublin to win this years all Ireland hurling final,

St pats to win next years european cup final.

TheUsual

1./ Michael

2./ Jackson

3./ Zombies

jethro081

1 to be the best musician in the world

2 to be the best footballer in the world

3 to be the most charming man in the world


i reckon that would set me up with all the money and women and such that i could ever want. plus id get to do some pretty cool stuff playing tunes and football and charming the arse of natalie portman and the likes.

willow tree

health and happiness for me and family.. for us to run a successful and fulfilling business, something to do with helping the environment/peoples health...
just for fun to travel more, a holiday home in the pyrenees, nice car, get better at hiking:D

Pompey Magnus

ClimberC wrote: »

The ability to make a woman cum by making eye contact

Well it certainly could make visits home to see your mum interesting...

Eve_Dublin

Be able to fly to work instead of spending 4 hours a day on public transport. "Later suckerssss" (is what I'd say as I flew over everyone else)

The ability to drink more than one beer without getting ferocious hangovers. I had about 3 beers last night and I'm dying here ffs.

No more hayfever.

(Yep. I'm a woman with big ideas.)

orourkeda

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Be able to fly to work instead of spending 4 hours a day on public transport. "Later suckerssss" (is what I'd say as I flew over everyone else)

The ability to drink more than one beer without getting ferocious hangovers. I had about 3 beers last night and I'm dying here ffs.

No more hayfever.

(Yep. I'm a woman with big ideas.)

Disgraceful

Chris P. Bacon

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Be able to fly to work instead of spending 4 hours a day on public transport. "Later suckerssss" (is what I'd say as I flew over everyone else)

The ability to drink more than one beer without getting ferocious hangovers. I had about 3 beers last night and I'm dying here ffs.

No more hayfever.

(Yep. I'm a woman with big ideas.)

Really??,you have a hangover after 3 beers!

Eve_Dublin

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Really??,you have a hangover after 3 beers!

Don't talk to me! In fairness, I'm drinking crap Spanish beer. I don't know what they put in that crap but I think it just looks like beer when in fact I'm drinking big classes of pee-coloured chemicals....mmmm pee coloured chemicals.

2 glasses of your finest pee-coloured chemicals, senor!

Chris P. Bacon

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Don't talk to me! In fairness, I'm drinking crap Spanish beer. I don't know what they put in that crap but I think it just looks like beer when in fact I'm drinking big classes of pee-coloured chemicals....mmmm pee coloured chemicals.

2 glasses of your finest pee-coloured chemicals, senor!

It sounds lovely

Optimalprimerib

1. That I could teleport
2. That my car passes the nct today
3. That no one catches the irony that I still drive when I can teleport.











If anyone thinks the last one is a waste, I will teleport behind them and smack the back of their head

Princess Peach

I wish for more genies!

tan11ie

To have the power to turn invisible:D That will do nicely while i think of how i'd use my other two wishes.

Capt'n Midnight

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

3. Bigger willy

is this big enough http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106965/ ? and it's free

Capt'n Midnight

My first wish would be for more wishes, or it that's not allowed more genies