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Well, thanks be to God...

  • 03-06-2011 8:07am
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    At least I haven't been drinking heavily.


    So, AHers, atheists included, how would you normally finish that sentence?

    I'm going to go with....


    ... I still have my keys.

    *points them unavailingly at the next door neighbours lock*


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  • #2
    u140acro3xs7dm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    At least I haven't been drinking heavily.


    So, AHers, atheists included, how would you normally finish that sentence?

    I'm going to go with....


    ... I still have my keys.

    *points them unavailingly at the next door neighbours lock*
    Well thanks be to god.. that there is no god!


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Thank fcuk ...... I still have my keys.


  • #4
    Spudmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    Well thanks be to a non-existent deity?


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I say 'thank f*ck'.

    As in, 'thank f*ck; it turns out she didn't have gonorrhoea after all'.


  • #6
    Misael Nutritious Squadron
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Misael Nutritious Squadron


    "thank goodness"...


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  • #7
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Zara Short Gauge wrote: »
    Well thanks be to god.. that there is no god!
    Spudmonkey wrote: »
    Well thanks be to a non-existent deity?

    Spot on.

    Keep on daringly flouting the mores of oppressive convention.


  • #8
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I wish I was cool enough to denounce God on every thread on AH. :(


  • #9
    GalwayKiefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭GalwayKiefer


    Well, thanks be to God...
    ...nobody was seriously hurt.

    Think I picked it up from older family members because I only seem to say it around them. Usually I'd say "Thank f**k..."


  • #10
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Thanks be to Batman.


  • #11
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Hmmm Is F*ck the new God?


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  • #12
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    He burned his face off and lost his arms and legs in a big accident.

    But thanks be to god, it could have been worse.


  • #13
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    ...and his enchanted hammer Mjolnir that we are getting a bit of summer.








    Is this God specific and can i choose?


  • #14
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Quazzie wrote: »
    I wish I was cool enough to denounce God on every thread on AH. :(

    Every thread you say?
    Just a tick.........................................................


    Nope. Quite rare actually.
    Feeling oppressed?


  • #15
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I always finish that sentence with...."he has his health", when yet another of my smug married friends shows me their ugly baby.


  • #16
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Quazzie wrote: »
    I wish I was cool enough to denounce God on every thread on AH. :(

    Don't worry, you'll get there eventually!:cool:

    Although, how can one denounce a non-existent entity?!


    Thank God...they're not pressing charges.


  • #17
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Einhard wrote: »
    Although, how can one denounce a non-existent entity?!

    Until the cows not only come home, but until they have their tea and go to bed, it would seem.


  • #18
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    stovelid wrote: »
    Until the cows not only come home, but until they have their tea and go to bed, it would seem.

    Ah, but surely it's not the non-existent deity that's being denounced, but rather the idea of such a deity? Ooooh, way too deep for a Friday morn in AH! :P


  • #19
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Quazzie wrote: »
    I wish I was cool enough to denounce God on every thread on AH. :(

    Would that make you omni....ism.

    Stop wreckin me head.:mad::pac:


  • #20
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    Every thread you say?
    Just a tick.........................................................


    Nope. Quite rare actually.
    Feeling oppressed?

    I barely believe in God and don't follow any organized religion. Funnily enough though I have the self belief in my own beliefs to not question and put down others who believe differently at every opportunity. A few more around here could try the same thing.


  • #21
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    "Well thanks be to God..."....Miley Byrne


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  • #22
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Funnily enough though I have the self belief in my own beliefs to not question and put down others who believe differently at every opportunity. A few more around here could try the same thing.

    You're never gonna be as cool as us flamboyant God-haters with that kinda attitude!!


  • #23
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Insurgent wrote: »
    "Well thanks be to Holy God..."....Miley Byrne

    FYP


  • #24
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    "It's a great day for it.
    It is, thanks be to god."

    I've lived in the countryside for too long!


  • #25
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    .....he's alive...... what's left of him.....

    Said on my last day as a Paramedic. Who knew the family were listening?


  • #26
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I've always used it at the end of the following sentence:

    I'm an atheist, thanks be to God.


  • #27
    jme2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    Well, thanks be to JEBAS...


  • #28
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Einhard wrote: »
    Ah, but surely it's not the non-existent deity that's being denounced, but rather the idea of such a deity? Ooooh, way too deep for a Friday morn in AH! :P

    :pac:

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCBulpewG-o/TII1mc1LJOI/AAAAAAAAAIA/EnZRQoEOJOo/s320/Young+Ones+Rick.jpg


  • #29
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    Well thanks be to funny posts arrrrrre


  • #30
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    I'd finish it there usually :pac:


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