Club Girls

blackdog2

I see someone has had a go at distinguishing Girls that one encounters on a night of beering

http://movingswiftlyalong.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/the-5-different-girls-you-meet-in-every-nightclub/

I think this is pretty comprehensive, what does boards think? Any additions?

If a list of men was compiled, would it consist of more than "The Perve", "The drunk" and maybe "The Wallet"?

Guill

This thread is highly sexest, bitches should be respected better.

Azureus

Bitches be trippin'.

blackdog2

Azureus wrote: »

Bitches be trippin'.

My thoughts exactly

OutlawPete

Love the "alcoholic girls" one:

Level of Easiness: "…totally depends on how your mother raised you!"

giftgrub

Bitches aint sh*t

danniemcq

I'd rather club seals

blackdog2

Sitec wrote: »

Bitches be hustling, hustlers be hustled.

And if I remember correctly(entirely likely that I don't, given the cut of me when I am in clubs) nobody wins

nicetalk

danniemcq wrote: »

I'd rather club seals

So do I.

blackdog2

which of the above categories do seals fall into?

endabob1

Sitec wrote: »

Bitches be hustling, hustlers be hustled.

Bitches keep bitchin'
Clap keeps itchin'

Ain't no use in prayin'
That's the way it's stayin', baby
:cool:

Princess Peach

I go to nightclubs every weekend and I'm none of these girls (I will admit I was a mild form of the alcoholic for a while.)

I just go to clubs to dance!

listermint

Princess Peach wrote: »

I go to nightclubs every weekend and I'm none of these girls (I will admit I was a mild form of the alcoholic for a while.)

I just go to clubs to dance!

Thats what all the wetsers say

Princess Peach

listermint wrote: »

Thats what all the wetsers say

I say I was a mild form cause I never did get to the stage where I vommed on myself or wet myself. Always made it to the bathroom Something I will pride myself on forever.

blackdog2

Princess Peach wrote: »

I say I was a mild form cause I never did get to the stage where I vommed on myself or wet myself. Always made it to the bathroom Something I will pride myself on forever.

You're a keeper

listermint

Princess Peach wrote: »

I say I was a mild form cause I never did get to the stage where I vommed on myself or wet myself. Always made it to the bathroom Something I will pride myself on forever.

By wetser, i mean wet thing.

smileyme1984

Princess Peach wrote: »

I go to nightclubs every weekend and I'm none of these girls (I will admit I was a mild form of the alcoholic for a while.)

I just go to clubs to dance!

So what would the natural habitat be classed as now then??* :D:eek:









*Apologies in advance

Princess Peach

listermint wrote: »

By wetser, i mean wet thing.

I was perfectly dry thank you. Maybe once spilled a drink in myself.

smileyme1984 wrote: »

So what would the natural habitat be classed as now then??* :D:eek:









*Apologies in advance

Emmm, the same nightclubs just less frequent and less messy

listermint

Princess Peach wrote: »

I was perfectly dry thank you. Maybe once spilled a drink in myself.



Emmm, the same nightclubs just less frequent and less messy

Wahey!!



(on a side note, you are not familiar with the term)

mconigol

blackdog2 wrote: »

I see someone has had a go at distinguishing Girls that one encounters on a night of beering

http://movingswiftlyalong.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/the-5-different-girls-you-meet-in-every-nightclub/

I think this is pretty comprehensive, what does boards think? Any additions?

If a list of men was compiled, would it consist of more than "The Perve", "The drunk" and maybe "The Wallet"?

Someone?? :rolleyes:

Terrible blog OP!

Princess Peach

listermint wrote: »

Wahey!!



(on a side note, you are not familiar with the term)

And I don't think I want to be :eek:

blackdog2

mconigol wrote: »

Someone?? :rolleyes:

Terrible blog OP!

Yup, I am quite sure a person wrote this.

listermint

Princess Peach wrote: »

And I don't think I want to be :eek:

You would be right

frag420

I have met all five..........................slut was my fave!!

TheZohanS

That was crap, expected better...obviously the person that wrote it doesn't know what they're talking about...

blackdog2

frag420 wrote: »

I have met all five..........................slut was my fave!!

You may need to get tested

minidazzler

frag420 wrote: »

I have met all five..........................slut was my fave!!

If you have been in a club you have met all 5. Though in reality there are a few more types. My least favourite being the cockblocking friend.

Scarinae

blackdog2 wrote: »

Yup, I am quite sure a person wrote this.

I think he's suggesting that you or one of your friends wrote it, and you're trying to get more hits

blackdog2

Fishie wrote: »

I think he's suggesting that you or one of your friends wrote it, and you're trying to get more hits

Yeah, I know. It wasn't me or a friend, possibly a friend of a friend but am not bothered checking. Just something I thought funny and would probably make an interesting thread.

Cupcake_Crisis

Bitches be trippin'!! I'm none of those girls!!