do people think that they are soundproof?

barone

public toilets,in cinema,shopping centres and the like,

if i have to use one go in,shut the cubicle door.someone else comes in and uses the one next to mine,or a couple down..and proceeds to crap there brains out,making all kinds of grunts and groans,splashes and sploshes..is it the norm for me to find it a bit gross?

does it bother you?

Sykk

I'll make whatever relief sounds I like when taking a dump. Thanks.

FlutterinBantam

barone wrote: »

public toilets,in cinema,shopping centres and the like,

if i have to use one go in,shut the cubicle door.someone else comes in and uses the one next to mine,or a couple down..and proceeds to crap there brains out,making all kinds of grunts and groans,splashes and sploshes..is it the norm for me to find it a bit gross?

does it bother you?

Certainly not poster, was in the cubes in Swan centre yesterday and this big bullock wheezed in to the next stall and proceeded to sluice out a load ,like a boxes of shoes falling out of an attic,coupled with groans of effort and push.

fcuking bang then wafted in which would drop a bull calf.

Disgusting.

barone

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Certainly not poster, was in the cubes in Swan centre yesterday and this big bullock wheezed in to the next stall and proceeded to sluice out a load ,like a boxes of shoes falling out of an attic,coupled with groans of effort and push.

fcuking bang then wafted in which would drop a bull calf.

Disgusting.

ya thats the kinda thing im talking about, they just seem to think once the door is closed its soundproofed.

Kojak

Is this a shít thread?

phill106

No, because I know when people are in the cubicle, they need to take a nice steaming dump. I know they are not going to serenade me with a nice concerto of operatic significance, they are going to drop their drawers and poop. And so am i, don't be a shameful sh*tter, relax and be proud!
If they sound like they are having particular problems, perhaps offer some quiet words of support!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA

jme2010

Quit complaining, and shout some f.ucking support through the cubicle wall!

"PUSH MATE, PUSH"

Agricola

Met a work colleague in the corridor awhile back. Chatted away to him for afew seconds then we both turned the same corner and headed for the gents. I needed to take a dump, turns out he did too. We both ended up talking to each other as we walked into two cubicles side by side. I found it abit difficult to perform, was conscious of making liquidy fart noises, he didnt though, dirty bastard did a good impression of an elephant giving birth.

Guill

Smokers can't smoke in smoking areas,
and now Shíters can't shít in shítting areas!

bluto63

You gotta let loose, open the gates of hell and let it all flow out. We won't judge you OP, go ahead

jme2010

Agricola wrote: »

Met a work colleague in the corridor awhile back. Chatted away to him for afew seconds then we both turned the same corner and headed for the gents. I needed to take a dump, turns out he did too. We both ended up talking to each other as we walked into two cubicles side by side. I found it abit difficult to perform, was conscious of making liquidy fart noises, he didnt though, dirty bastard did a good impression of an elephant giving birth.

Did you ever read "A guide for taking a sh1t at work"?

I might just post it as a thread

bryaner

I don't crap anywhere apart from home, went to the picnic last year and held for 3 days jaysus was I happy to get home..:eek:

Dont be at yourself

What's the alternative? Gently tease your dung out as if charming a snake or coaxing a rabbit from its hole while a cold sweat spreads across your brow for fear of making noise?

Rubberlegs

I seriously envy anyone that can have a s**t in a public toilet. Mine retreats to the furthest corners of my innards, at the very thoughts of it:(. Stage fright kicks in at the thoughts of making noise and violent smells. Can't perform, even if I pad out the bowl with bog roll....

bryaner

73Cat wrote: »

I seriously envy anyone that can have a s**t in a public toilet. Mine retreats to the furthest corners of my innards, at the very thoughts of it:(. Stage fright kicks in at the thoughts of making noise and violent smells. Can't perform, even if I pad out the bowl with bog roll....

Ditto.

alexjk

The key is to put your mp3 player up as high as it goes and let loose. If you can't hear it, then no-one else heard it. Wash your hands and walk out like a mofo.

Rubberlegs

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

What's the alternative? Gently tease your dung out as if charming a snake or coaxing a rabbit from its hole while a cold sweat spreads across your brow for fear of making noise?

Ha, yeah, throw a bag of lettuce down the bowl to lure your tortoise head out

JustAddWater

TBH I feel I would lose respect for a work collegue if I went into the toilet and heard them making noises akin to the bowels of the titanic*

One time it got so bad next door, that I didn't want to leave the cubicle for ages, until they were long gone so I didn't have to know who I was listening to just inches away from me...

So if I go in to the cubicle and even 1 is occupied, I go straight back out.

Where I work anyhow, there's an recently unoccupied floor above so now I go up there for a completely un-interrupted iCrap knowing I don't have to look embarassingly at my collegues after what I just heard.

Excellent!









(*more so if they're female :P)

barone

mixed responses as i expected,its not a complaint that people do it i guess its more a question of do they realise that others can hear them,or do they just not care?

so for those who **** without a 2nd thought whats the crack?

do you not care havent ever gave it a 2nd thought?

phill106

bryaner wrote: »

I don't crap anywhere apart from home, went to the picnic last year and held for 3 days jaysus was I happy to get home..:eek:

So you can say you were


*sticks on sunglasses*

Taking the piss...




Yeaaahhhhhhhh

Dont be at yourself

barone wrote: »

mixed responses as i expected,its not a complaint that people do it i guess its more a question of do they realise that others can hear them,or do they just not care?

so for those who **** without a 2nd thought whats the crack?

do you not care havent ever gave it a 2nd thought?

What's to care about? The bathroom is a room with a single function. Why should the user go out of their way to pretend they're not using it for that function?

Poor Uncle Tom

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

What's to care about? The bathroom is a room with a single function. Why should the user go out of their way to pretend they're not using it for that function?

Yes, but what if you don't want a bath?

df1985

i wait for the handryer to go off or a toilet to flush.......then BOOM!!!

SEPT 23 1989

Airport jacks are the worst for this type of carry on

omen80

Guill wrote: »

Smokers can't smoke in smoking areas,
and now Shíters can't shít in shítting areas!

????

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Do people actually think that other people should be soundproof??? :rolleyes:

People make noises, deal with it, or become a duck, or pour cement in your ear holes, your choice.

jme2010

JustAddWater wrote: »

One time it got so bad next door, that I didn't want to leave the cubicle for ages, until they were long gone so I didn't have to know who I was listening to just inches away from me...

So if I go in to the cubicle and even 1 is occupied, I go straight back out.

Where I work anyhow, there's an recently unoccupied floor above so now I go up there for a completely un-interrupted iCrap knowing I don't have to look embarassingly at my collegues after what I just heard.

Your what "A guide to taking a sh1t at work" refers to as a "frequent flyer"

FLY BY - The act of scouting out a bathroom before sh1tting. Walk in and check for other sh1tters. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom

LittleBook

73Cat wrote: »

I seriously envy anyone that can have a s**t in a public toilet. Mine retreats to the furthest corners of my innards, at the very thoughts of it . Stage fright kicks in at the thoughts of making noise and violent smells. Can't perform, even if I pad out the bowl with bog roll....

I hear ya, privacy is essential so for me it's either at home or where I can be sure no-one will ... er ... interrupt me.

A little reading material is important too.

Which is bad enough but I palled around with a girl a few years ago who was incapable of dropping a load in the new house she shared with her husband. She used to go back to her Mam's once a day to do it there. :pac:

Duggy747

I avoid public loo's, I've much more respect for myself than that.

Instead I just poo into an empty bag of crisps. It used to be empty jars of Nutella but.........let's just say certain mistakes were made when somebody decided to have some Nutella :pac:

barone

Samantha Mysterious Certificate wrote: »

Do people actually think that other people should be soundproof??? :rolleyes:

People make noises, deal with it, or become a duck, or pour cement in your ear holes, your choice.

quality response thanks

OutlawPete

73Cat wrote: »

I seriously envy anyone that can have a s**t in a public toilet. Mine retreats to the furthest corners of my innards, at the very thoughts of it:(. Stage fright kicks in at the thoughts of making noise and violent smells. Can't perform, even if I pad out the bowl with bog roll....

I would pay good money for Flutt to take you out on a date for a night, you'd be a knew a woman

Ghandee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WM9gczQoo

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

Mods, Please embed the following video....

Poxy Laptop on mobile

Triangla

I hate the cubicles where the wall doesn't go all the way to the floor.

In the short walled ones, as soon as I hear the eruptions next door I just want to get the hell out of there before the sh1t dust hits my nostrils.

cython

Ghandee wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WM9gczQoo

FYP

smokedeels

the "itoilet" app from Curb your Enthusiasm is a great idea.

biko

Toilet threads are disgusting
*steps into shower to poo*