Legal weapons to defend your home with

bradlente

Well AH'rs,What are some good semi-lethal legal weapons to ward off the local rapscallions in your area?

BTW,I already plan to blast them with piss and kick them in the face.

Biggins

Dodge ground here in legal terms.
Your best weapon is your imagination and items within normal reach daily.
No more should be said I think.

red menace

A stern word

chin_grin

bradlente wrote: »

Well AH'rs,What are some good semi-lethal legal weapons to ward off the local rapscallions in your area?

BTW,I already plan to blast them with piss and kick them in the face.

Well then our work here is done.............

7sr2z3fely84g5

Guinness farts.

ScumLord

I've recently upgraded to a Fubar. It's intended for the zombie apocalypse but it'll take out the living too.

123balltv

this reccession has hit my area bad

a huge can of hairspray to spray in their eyes temporarily blind them
baseball bat to bash their heads in nobody will take my stuff I work hard for

TheZohanS

Lots of day to day items can be lethal when used incorrectly, like a set of golf clubs for example...but I wouldn't use them to attack anyone...however if I was being broken into I'd pick up the nearest thing to me to defend myself and my property. I store my clubs near my front door, handy for when I'm heading out for a round.

stovelid

Something that doesn't become a weapon unless you're forced to use it.

chin_grin

Lynx and a loi-tar.

Badgermonkey

Gick on a stick or a Derek Mooney mask.

Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

bradlente

Biggins wrote: »

Doggy ground here in legal terms.
Your best weapon is your imagination and items within normal reach daily.
No more should be said I think.

There'll be no dogging on my property if I have anything to say about it:P

Voodu Child

Sack of doorknobs.

And if anyone stops you just say you are an antiques dealer specialising in doorknobs. And sacks.

chin_grin

bradlente wrote: »

There'll be no dogging on my property if I have anything to say about it:P

Too late.

alwaysadub

Biggins wrote: »

Doggy ground here in legal terms.

So a guard dog then? :P

Biggins

bradlente wrote: »

There'll be no dogging on my property if I have anything to say about it:P

My stupid spelling mistake.
Corrected.

Tigger

Maglites three battery torch is perfect, use it in the underhand grip to search for stranger in the dark and it'll never let you down . Or a good one I heard was a giant pepper grinder. I carry a breaker bar in my car ( three foot length of inch thick steel to remove wheels) and the one time I wanted it I was able to avoid any problems by simply producing it .

But be careful you would be surprised how good some people are at violence than the average person. Ive studied kempo I've worked as a taxi driver as a security patrolman and I've been lifting weights and training for just under 20 years and I'd still be very wary.

KeithM89_old

I have an old samurai sword somewhere here. Dunno if its legal but itll do some damage. Also, fire axes.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Richo & Ruby (my dogs) are my first line of defence, and although Ruby (my sig) is way too soft, Richo my other dog would go through walls to protect me, the family and our home.

hondasam

my dog will defend our home if she needs to.
I would be afraid of her If I did not know her.

Biggins

alwaysadub wrote: »

So a guard dog then? :P

I'm woof around the ears and have plenty of good bones when need be!

biko

Sorry but this thread opens up to ways to inflict violence upon a person and so I'll close it.

Get a good house alarm.