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uneven breasts

  • 01-06-2011 5:16pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I need some advice. I know there is currently a similiar problem here in this forum. I have uneven breasts. Im cool with it and think postively about it. Im not going to explain myself here but I hope to meet up with a few different guys for regular casual sex and possibly even group sessions. What do men think of uneven breasts. Please be honest.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Honestly it is probably a lot more apparent to you than it will be to anybody else. Assuming it was noticeable I would probably find it a little odd, but I don't think I would find it off putting.

    EDIT: Just wanted to clarify, odd isn't necessarily bad, in fact odd can be quite endearing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    You are totally not alone hun! I'm pretty sure nearly all men have come across ladies with uneven breasts no matter how noticeable. For most women it depends on which is their main hand, the boob on that side will generally be larger due to the muscle behind it working out more. Maybe try work out the other arm/boob if it's ruining your self esteem?

    Men love confidence and all boobs, every shape and size. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭blackbird98


    if you're going to put it out like that, the guys getting it will be so happy to get it that your boobs won't be an issue. They'll hardly refuse you for that!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    I'm a guy but I really don't see any problem with "uneven breasts".

    I find that the guys who would think of that as a turn off are either very shallow inside or paranoid because they messed up in the relationship or whatever.

    Just be yourself, go out and meet new guys. And don't worry, you will meet a guy who likes you for who you are and not anything to do with your body not being the way you want it to be.

    Life is too short to dwell on such small insignificancies.

    Good luck:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    if you're going to put it out like that, the guys getting it will be so happy to get it that your boobs won't be an issue. They'll hardly refuse you for that!!!

    That's a rather harsh statement to make about her lifestyle choice. Who are you to judge?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    I think statistically the left breast is larger than the right.

    If I were you I wouldn't worry about it, to be honest. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    It's hard not to give an AH style answer to this, so apologies; if I'm seeing or touching bewbs, the last thing on my mind is a difference in size. I would hazard a not-so-wild guess that I am not the only man who thinks this way. With all the sensible precautions, go and have a great sex-life and don't sweat this "problem".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Stu


    You have a pair of boobs and that makes you a women, men like women regardless of breast shape or size bar the odd few muppets so don't worry about it.

    It's like a guy worrying about the shape of his penis if its slightly bent but penises come in all shapes and sizes just like breasts and its nothing to be worried about in the greater scheme of things. The vast majority of men won't care and won't even be able to tell the difference between each breast, they'll just be happy that they are getting to play with them lol.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wouldn't like it to be honest.. But I'm in the minority of men who prefer small over big every day of the week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Wouldn't like it to be honest.. But I'm in the minority of men who prefer small over big every day of the week.

    Small breasts can be uneven too! :confused:


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Irrelevant.. And not to the same extent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Irrelevant.. And not to the same extent.

    What is irrelevant is what size of breasts you like.

    The OP asked what men thought of uneven breasts. You said you don't like them, which is fine. Your confusion about how uneven small breasts can be is off topic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    ummm, i thought a level of unevenness was normal tbh


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There is that old joke about what sort of breasts men say they prefer when the reality is that will take what they can get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭fghijkl


    ummm, i thought a level of unevenness was normal tbh

    it is!

    Most women have one boob bigger than the other regardless of the size of their chest. Some to varying degrees but it has nothing to do with/is not dependent on the size of their breasts.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What is irrelevant is what size of breasts you like.

    The OP asked what men thought of uneven breasts. You said you don't like them, which is fine. Your confusion about how uneven small breasts can be is off topic.

    I said I don't like them.. And then I said I like them small anyway so I was already in the minority when it came to breasts. The two aren't related, it was just an extra line onto my post.


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