Weirdest Facebook profile I have ever seen in my life

#1 · 01-06-2011 1:32am #1

>> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000838258266&sk=wall <<

She's made 4000 comments in the past week, the nature of these ramblings is well into the real of conspiracy and many theories have been generated.

She supposedly completely snapped on june 26th 2010. She is brilliant ( speaks English, Estonian, French, Russian, Swedish, Latvian, German, Gallic, Latin) and either deeply disturbed or deeply into something covert.
Possibility that she is:
a) Victim of MKULTRA

Schizophrenic
c) Two people communicating through one FB account

Up until last week the 26th of May she was posting over 200 replies to herself on a Facebook account when she abruptly stopped commenting/posting and has not posted since then because of the interest in her and attemps to find out about here through her friends.

Read her replies to her own wall posts, there is one in particular with a huge 797 replies in a few days, she wrote 500 of them in a 12 hour session without a break.

Digging thruough her wall of comments you will notice most of her photos are water-damaged or burnt.
Photos from her profile
>> https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.124370557600885.9306.100000838258266 <<

Some of her information checks out. It never was really decided whether she is just insane, or somehow is involved with these groups and lost her mind along the way (moreso losing the ability to coherently communicate what's true so it makes sense to us), or whether she was mind controlled and the programming has been failing. Probably not an ARG, nor a joke. Either way, it's interesting and disturbing to some and figured you guys would be interested in it. She's obsessed with conspiracies, CIA/KGB/FBI etc, royal bloodlines, the Nazis, international criminal networks etc.

She only has 34 friends on Facebook yet many of her comments have 200 replys from just her account. It seems as though you are only seeing half off the conversation.

http://i.imgur.com/VhjLw.png

Profile full of coded messages, between multiple users on one accounts ?

50,000 comments, 1000s of photos each with 100s of comments.

Strange ties to governments

Stuff relating to her have been deleted from the internet :

All threads from GLP and Chanarchive have been wiped
6 minutes ago · Like ·

Sue Smith we were on to something now were banned from glp and expecting the front door to be booted in very soon
4 minutes ago · Like

Dakota Beane So it's confirmed? The chanarchive stuff is gone? Wow. What are they afraid of?
about a minute ago · Like

Sue Smith can anyone check the safety of a couple of members from GLP? or see if they have also been banned. We did try to post other threads but they also got wiped"

http://i.imgur.com/eE0EZ.jpg

These links popped up on her Facebook feed :
http://www.oupcanada.com/catalog/9780199233984.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Kelly_%28weapons_expert%29
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.nist.gov/director/sco/puskar.cfm

>> http://i.imgur.com/jjWMP.png <<
Here it looks like two people are having a conversation

Also mentions the same 3/4 people over and over and over and continuely goes on about how her blood line was nearly destroyed, but she is the remaining heir
http://i.imgur.com/ezsmv.jpg

Someone contacted a person on her friends list
>> http://i.imgur.com/SdMpZ.jpg <<

Irish connection
>> http://i.imgur.com/VT6Qg.jpg <<

Someone's conversation with her ex-husband
>> http://pastebin.com/fEivPctS <<

Her and her current husband ?
>> http://i.imgur.com/RLPxW.jpg

I don't know what to make of all this .

shannon_tek · 01-06-2011 1:37am

As you said you dont know what to make of it . im gob smacked. looking that the post that ends on the 25th. she replies every minute on a one way stream. and is accusing every nut job in town. and has the fbi on. i would follow your links but ive gone far enough. CT's are way past my limit. :eek:

RoboClam · 01-06-2011 2:03am

When I clicked onto this, I was expecting to see my profile

01-06-2011 2:09am

Strange, I can't really get my head round it at the moment but it smell's of intriuge or just a mad woman, I dont really know yet, it's a bit baffling at this point.

PseudoFamous · 01-06-2011 2:30am

Seems a bit like DID to me.

The part
Personality 1: ‎"Henned State / riik / Thomas"? Riin Ehin's spermand eggbank and asetrippers for drones and crones. No, I am not YOU."
Personality 2: "Stop your HOLOGRAPHY-caust! I do not speak Russian."
"At all. I have an English accent. And I am Canadian and I am not with the Bruants. Never have been."
Personality 1: "I do not understand why they need to be frogging people and chasing them in the forest constantly trying to insult and abnormalize anyone normal and ruin their lives. We are not YOU."

Sort of emphasises that all is not well. More than likely one absolutely insane woman by the looks of things. Personalities seem somewhat organised, and are communicating with each other.

Of course, the references to 4chan and chanarchive may tell us that this is some clever trolling, with a few people controlling this account.

studiorat · 01-06-2011 12:28pm

love it...

She's Bavarian nobility too.

Waldengrave is a character in Great expectations...

She also uses the name Habsburg-Lothringen which is 50 odd in line to the British throne.

TYJ · 01-06-2011 12:34pm

How did you even find this

Talk E · 01-06-2011 1:01pm

I put in a friend request, says she already has to many requests.
I reckon it could be a glitch in FB, one of those fake CIA profiles.

studiorat · 01-06-2011 1:49pm

Is this Fitzroy MacLean? Mr James Bond?

Check out:
http://institutionalmemory.hbs.edu/memories/ilmar_j_martens_story.html

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Also her linkedin profile different name same photo.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/karin-britt-keighley-ph-d-candidate/17/567/720

Kinky Slinky · 01-06-2011 8:00pm

I think this is too elaborate and complex to be a hoax.

I think her real name is Karin Britt Keighley

She believes she's aristocracy

Everyone she mentions checks out to be a real person.

There's a lot about the KGB and cold war activities. The University lists her as having lectured on international relations during the cold war. It seems most likely to me that all of the education and knowledge she acquired when she was healthy is now being twisted about and regurgitated by her now that she's unhealthy; that would explain her obsession with KGB and secret organisations; having learned so much about them at University, her illness now seems to manifest itself in the belief that they're now trying to harm her.

It looks like she got kicked out of college, she has posted lots of delusional rants about staff members there being incompetent, 'beneath her' and trying to kill her.
I think she had a mental breakdown due to the loss of a child maybe ? Maybe this triggered it and she continued in a downward spiral

It's quite sad really

My name is URL · 02-06-2011 12:07pm

That's some weird shit. I reckon it's a simple hoax though, or perhaps some sort of social experiment.

Anyone know how this thing surfaced originally?

David Matthew · 02-06-2011 12:55pm

My name is URL wrote: »

...perhaps some sort of social experiment.

Interesting angle. If she's a real person though, her rants can only be looked at with a heavy heart. A sad thing to see, and if its a social experiment of some kind, what does this say about the experimenters??

shanered · 02-06-2011 4:00pm

crazy stuff alright. The good ole internet! So many gems are unearthed due to it. This woman, or this womans ramblings and the possible drawn conclusions of her rambalings are intriuging. I shall visit this thread again to see what happen the same bat time, the same bat channel later!