Why are men taller, stronger and greater?

whiteboy · 31-05-2011 1:11pm #1

than women!!!?

Tomorrow June 1st is male pride day!

jester77 · 31-05-2011 1:12pm

whiteboy wrote: »

than women!!!?

Tomorrow June 1st is male pride day!

Well, weren't women only made from a spare rib

Bloody Nipples · 31-05-2011 1:12pm

whiteboy wrote: »

than women!!!?

Tomorrow June 1st is male pride day!

Weak.

Big Nasty · 31-05-2011 1:13pm

Why do people whose username starts with 'white' start so many stupid threads!?!:p

JohnMarston · 31-05-2011 1:13pm

Every day is male pride day, and female pride day. Why do i need a specific day to feel proud?

CreepingDeath · 31-05-2011 1:14pm

Women don't need to be as strong to run a hoover around the place.

Dravokivich · 31-05-2011 1:15pm

Really?

GavRedKing · 31-05-2011 1:17pm

whiteboy wrote: »

than women!!!?

Tomorrow June 1st is male White pride day!

< checks OP Username >

< Fixes post >

hatrickpatrick · 31-05-2011 1:18pm

My prediction for this thread:
A whole bunch of female posters who get angry and can't take a joke - and are the same people who make jokes about lads and tell them to "man up" if they get offended

liah · 31-05-2011 1:19pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

My prediction for this thread:
A whole bunch of female posters who get angry and can't take a joke - and are the same people who make jokes about lads and tell them to "man up" if they get offended

Yeah, cuz you NEVER see a bunch of lads get angry because they can't take a joke about their gender here in AH.. :pac:

yaaaboy · 31-05-2011 1:19pm

whiteboy wrote: »

than women!!!?

Tomorrow June 1st is male pride day!

jimthemental · 31-05-2011 1:22pm

liah wrote: »

Yeah, cuz you NEVER see a bunch of lads get angry because they can't take a joke about their gender here in AH.. :pac:

What do you mean by that:mad: Oh right.

old_aussie · 31-05-2011 1:22pm

Men being taller, stronger and greater is a genetic thing.

Women have smaller feet, it's a genetic thing.

It let's them get closer to the sink

Kojak · 31-05-2011 1:25pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

My prediction for this thread:
A whole bunch of female posters who get angry and can't take a joke - and are the same people who make jokes about lads and tell them to "man up" if they get offended

Or else they will start their own thread in The Ladies Lounge about how men are good for nothing, never do the housework etc.

31-05-2011 1:25pm

jester77 wrote: »

Well, weren't women only made from a spare rib

I love spare ribs, birra barbeque sauce on them. Yum.

(Is my American spellcheck leading me astray again, or is barbeque spelled barbecue? I've always spelled it with a q)

Scanlas The 2nd · 31-05-2011 1:27pm

Don't forget more intelligent. Men have higher IQs on average by about 3- 5 points.

hatrickpatrick · 31-05-2011 1:28pm

Here's a more interesting question: If girls in general are genetically predisposed to being shorter, why do so many guys find being tall a sexy trait in girls?

31-05-2011 1:32pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Here's a more interesting question: If girls in general are genetically predisposed to being shorter, why do so many guys find being tall a sexy trait in girls?

Most guys I know are crazy about petite girls.

Conclusion: You have a tall fetish. Fact.

jimthemental · 31-05-2011 1:32pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

why do so many guys find being tall a sexy trait in girls?

They're both more exclusive seeming and if still covered in fake tan they look less like Oompa Loompas

Dudess · 31-05-2011 1:33pm

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

My prediction for this thread:
A whole bunch of female posters who get angry and can't take a joke - and are the same people who make jokes about lads and tell them to "man up" if they get offended

Yes, because you'd be totally GRAND about such an approach by a female OP in reference to men - either such thread idiotic btw.

Kojak wrote: »

Or else they will start their own thread in The Ladies Lounge about how men are good for nothing, never do the housework etc.

You're a bit ill-informed there - there are not threads like that in the Ladies' Lounge, maybe actually have a look in there? It is only in some people's heads that such threads are started there, and if anyone did start a thread as stupid as that there, it would be closed.

brokenhinge · 31-05-2011 1:35pm

This is why women live longer-cause they're not expected to do half the work men are while they're alive

dr.bollocko · 31-05-2011 1:38pm

How to word it correctly...
Hmmm...
I locked this thread because it's trolling crap.

Why are men taller, stronger and greater?

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