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Gib0ns · 2011-05-31 00:01:04

Has anybody tried this site and been successful? Come on, be honest.. I'm insecure about putting my pic up - I have a reputation to keep. I noticed a lot of people don't give one damn. What if their mates seen they were looking for a quick ride? Anyway, I came across this bird (24) with two kids. She's not into intimate…

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Has anybody tried this site and been successful? Come on, be honest..

I'm insecure about putting my pic up - I have a reputation to keep. I noticed a lot of people don't give one damn. What if their mates seen they were looking for a quick ride? Anyway, I came across this bird (24) with two kids. She's not into intimate encounters straight away so I'm thinking about hanging in there for a while and tell her how much I love children - yay or nay? I heard this was the best site for meeting "interesting" people - anyone with experience?

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#2 31-05-2011 12:02am

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Edited - because I was in the wrong.
Thought this was spam and it ain't. The man has concerns and seeks help.

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#3 31-05-2011 12:03am

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POF just like any other site is crap.
Of course, depending on what gender you are:

Woman:
- loads of mails.
- feel pretty and wanted (even tho most guys are looking for a shag)
- get ego boost

guys:
- mail alot of women.
- receieve alot of unreplied mails.
- be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
- be just another guy in a ocean full of guys trying to get with a pond full of women.

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#4 31-05-2011 12:03am

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Aren't you the dude that started a thread about not being able to get your hole

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#5 31-05-2011 12:05am

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I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.

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#6 31-05-2011 12:09am

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I know we haven't known each other long but I really think I hate you.

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#7 31-05-2011 12:09am

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FearDark wrote: »

I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.

Or how about:

"In times of war, desperate times call for desperate measures.....
But when its some geezer horny down the local "My standing pr*ck has no conscience"

:pac:

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#8 31-05-2011 12:10am

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OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

http://www.stdfriends.com/

For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'

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#9 31-05-2011 12:11am

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just seeing if this made it before the lock

edit: It did, poast count+1 \o/

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#10 31-05-2011 12:12am

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dilallio wrote: »

OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

http://www.stdfriends.com/

For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'

You've just freaked me out. Not in a bad way ... but in a ... holy f**k way.

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#11 31-05-2011 12:13am

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- be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
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Never been on a dating site but if someone's mails bore you, why would you try to coach them into being witty/creative?

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#12 31-05-2011 12:14am

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Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....

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#13 31-05-2011 12:17am

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Gib0ns wrote: »

Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....

confer

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#14 31-05-2011 12:19am

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Biggins wrote: »

Don't feed it people!

you should be helpin a brother out

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#15 31-05-2011 12:19am

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dilallio wrote: »

OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

http://www.stdfriends.com/

For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'

Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...!

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#16 31-05-2011 12:21am

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Gibons --> itsnotbig

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#17 31-05-2011 12:23am

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Paul Cosgrave wrote: »

Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...!

Google it. THere's loads of them :eek:

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#18 31-05-2011 12:26am

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Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting guy lol

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#19 31-05-2011 12:27am

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PTH2009 wrote: »

Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

post link to ur account - we'll tell you what ur doing wrong

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#20 31-05-2011 12:28am

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Why is there no mod here tonight?

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#21 31-05-2011 12:28am

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PTH2009 wrote: »

Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

Maybe, maybe not but you could do with brushing up on your grammar.

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#22 31-05-2011 12:29am

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Biggins wrote: »

Why is there no mod here tonight?

Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......

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#23 31-05-2011 12:29am

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Biggins wrote: »

Why is there no mod here tonight?

gibons *prepared well*
murdered him
before posting

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#24 31-05-2011 12:30am

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Saila wrote: »

gibons *prepared well*
murdered him
before posting

Must have smothered them to death in his brain-dead spam schite. :pac:

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#25 31-05-2011 12:32am

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Ah i used this site once! Very disappointing. Couldnt help me with my home-aquarium

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#26 31-05-2011 12:32am

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Kojak wrote: »

Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......

Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!

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#27 31-05-2011 12:34am

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Biggins wrote: »

Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!

How about this one?

http://www.gaire.com/e/c/details.asp?aid=126642

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#28 31-05-2011 12:35am

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Biggins wrote: »

Why is there no mod here tonight?

They heard that they could loose their virginity on PlentyOfFish and they're all on it now.

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#29 31-05-2011 12:36am

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FearDark wrote: »

I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.

And yet, you were on there yourself.......

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#30 31-05-2011 12:36am

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No mods... Cool! LOL

Durty joke time...

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis

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#31 31-05-2011 12:56am

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Biggins wrote: »

Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!

Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.

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#32 31-05-2011 12:57am

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wasnt this locked -

anyway another bad joke -

guy walks home drunk with a sheep under his arm, get to his bed and wife goes "what are you doing?"

guy goes "this is the cow ive been sleeping with for the past 2 years"

Wife then says" thats a sheep"

Guy: "I was talking to the sheep!"

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#33 31-05-2011 12:58am

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*sneaks in*

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#34 31-05-2011 12:59am

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Fremen wrote: »

Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.

You been to Thailand haven't you...?
You on, you can admit it. We won't make fun of you.

...Well not really!

Just a bit!

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#35 31-05-2011 12:59am

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Did you hear what William did?

He Shatner.

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#36 31-05-2011 1:00am

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Fremen wrote: »

Did you hear what William did?

He Shatner.

Ooo GAWD!!! :pac:

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#37 31-05-2011 1:01am

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Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!?

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#38 31-05-2011 1:01am

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Did someone just unlock this thread again?

For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....

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#39 31-05-2011 1:03am

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Kojak wrote: »

Did someone just unlock this thread again?

For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....

My fault. I though it was spam and reported it.
And rightly it was pointed out, it wasn't.

Anyway, back to the jokes...

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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#40 31-05-2011 1:04am

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Kojak wrote: »

for some reason pandoras box comes to mind....

her wha?

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#41 31-05-2011 1:05am

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Back on topic please.

I had a profile on POF before but apparently a FAS safepass, a love of Bovril and a subscription to Irelands Own was too much to ask of any woman.

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#42 31-05-2011 1:07am

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Saila wrote: »

her wha?

See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
He wants to play with Pandoras box!

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#43 31-05-2011 1:09am

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Biggins wrote: »

See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
He want to play with Pandoras box!

I implore ya.
Don't ignore me.

Back on topic.

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#44 31-05-2011 1:09am

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Saila wrote: »

her wha?

Her box. The story goes that Pandora was given the box by the auld fella and told not to open it. But, being the stupid idiot taht she was, she went and opened it and let out all the disease, famine etc. into the world. She closed it in time so as to keep hope inside.

I'm guessing that's what you meant, not some inappropiate methaphor...

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#45 31-05-2011 1:10am

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super-rush wrote: »

I implore ya.
Don't ignore me.

Back on topic.

Appologies. Posted that while you were posting yours.
Me so sorrweee.

I'll behave. I know... miracles!

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#46 31-05-2011 1:11am

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Biggins wrote: »

See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
He wants to play with Pandoras box!

I not only wept, I howled and hooted and had to get up and walk around the room and wipe my eyes so that I could go on reading

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#47 31-05-2011 1:12am

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HellFireClub wrote: »

Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!?

A terrorist a politician and a rapist walked into a bar and said ouch!

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#48 31-05-2011 1:16am

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Actually see here op.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=72315264

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