Can't Seem To Get My Hole At All

Gib0ns

Hi all. Just out of a long term relationship and finding it difficult to get back into the game. Met my ex at 17, now it's been seven years since. I realise that things change between 17 and now in how to chat girls up but I do make an effort (well, most of the time)..just can't seal the deal. When I go out with friends and women come up to me, thats fine...I can talk bull**** for hours and what ever happens happens. It's me that finds it hard to go and talk with them..perhaps because of my 5 sisters who are real bitchy with guys and it's left a scare with me in how I approach. I am told I am attractive compared with my mates, but they insist on dragging each other to Coppers every week...so what gives? Am i going to the wrong places or what? any tips? i guess what im trying to say is, if I'm good looking, why am i not getting my hole?

Ghandee

Here you go OP.


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Biggins

You might be trying too hard and its obvious?

Absurdum

Ghandee wrote: »

Have you tried fapping op?

that tends to turn birds off, even in coppers

dlofnep

Gib0ns wrote: »

if I'm good looking, why am i not getting my hole?

You might have the personality of a mental goat. Just saying..

deathrider

Gib0ns wrote: »

why am i not getting my hole?

Have you tried simply saying to a fine young lady "Any chance of getting me hole, no?" That charmer of a line never fails.

Alter-Ego

You're either trying too hard and coming across as desperate or you're dull and uninteresting.

weemcd

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

^ you will get much more helpfull and constructive advice here op. 90% of the replies here will just be smart comments. I'd go to somewhere interests you to try and find someone you might strike up a vibe with.

The King of Moo

Unfortunately, for men anyway, looks aren't enough, though they do help. Lots of girls like an air of confidence as well, and generally (but doesn't apply to everyone!) they like a guy who'll confidently come and chat to them.
But of course everyone's different, so keep your chin up, you never know who you'll meet. Often when you least expect to meet someone you'd like, they come along.

(P.S, I find lots of women don't like the phrase "get my hole" )

Ally Dick

Have a pedal and crank and you'll be fine

Absurdum

I went up to a young one before and asked her if she wanted her hole

she said no so I cut it off and moved on to the next one

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Feast or a famine. When this dry spell ends you'll be knee deep in it. Stay strong my man.

Pauleta

Buy a Lamborghini

OutlawPete

Gib0ns wrote: »

..perhaps because of my 5 sisters who are real bitchy with guys.

If that's a euphemism, I think I see what the issue is.

ArtyM

Sure fire method, never fails...
Wait till the end of the night and as the dancefloor clears get yourself out there centrestage, drop your trousers, hold willy in hand and start to cry. You will be fighting them off with a stick.

Micky Dolenz

Buy a shovel.