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Funniest fall

  • 30-05-2011 7:57pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭


    I remember when I was living back home in Sweden a few years back, it was winter time, snow and ice everywhere.
    To get up to my apartment I had to walk up some stairs(this was the only way to get up to my apartment). I walked up about 2 steps, fell down, got back up and made up 2 or 3 steps and fell back down again, this kept going on for a good few minutes.
    When I finally made it up the steps I was covered with snow and it felt like I’d had a 2 hour workout. I can imagine my neighbors had a good laugh at my expense…:o

    What’s your funniest fall?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    In before that guy who fell on RTE last year. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Jaysus,

    How do you expect me to come up with a witty response to that op when I'm flat out breaking my hole laughing at that tale of you falling in the snow?




    Seriously!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭redz11


    Reminds me of this one ...



    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭2Scoops


    This one time I was vertical, then I was horizontal. It was hilarious. Then Trigger made the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    Doing the 1st communion - packed church, its the big day. All us communionists were summonsed to the altar by the presiding lad in a hat, up I stood, hands clasped in prayer, hair slicked back, new suit and shoes, went to step into the aisle and tripped over me ma's legs(she was kneeling)- headlong out into the aisle, burst head off the pew on the far side, left in a sprawled pile in the aisle with a big cut on my forehead. Had to get up, face like a beetroot and take the walk of shame up the aisle with the other feckers who were all bursting their holes laughing.....It scarred me for life, well not really, but I did die a little inside. Others found it far more funny than I did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    ROFL!
    No more. please!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭pockets3d


    Was getting acquainted with a lovely young doll one day when my friends from a distance started shouting at me to just go with her already.In my excitement and ignorance i went to start to talk to them to see what they were saying queue me falling over our en-coupled feet and coz my arm was around her, flying her onto the ground while falling a split second later on her . Then from the darkness only thing you could here was ''jeeez thanks pockets3d''
    Friends will never let me forget this.

    Alcohol may or may not have been involved :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I used to work on boats on the Thames and sometimes used to sleep on the boat if were partying nearby. Actually, we were always partying nearby, them boats were babe magnets.

    Anyhoo, there was a particular way to moor the boats and if you were píssed you could rely on it, so you knew how to get from one to the other, where the gates in the rails were, shape of the deck etc. I got hammered one night and arrived back in nothing but jeans and cowboy boots, strolled across the aft deck on the inside boat expecting the outside boat to be moored head-to-tail.

    The skipper of the outside boat was a drug-addled písshead, so it wasn't tied right - I took a huge stride into thin air and hit the water like an anchor. The boots filled with water and the jeans turned into ballast. I went about 12-15ft down before I knew where I was.

    When I got my shít together and got to the surface, I caught the edge of the boat and started shouting. The stoner skipper stuck his head out the window, rubbed his eyes and said "what are you doing in the river?", before he passed out again. Took me another 5 mins to get out.

    Ah....what a summer :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Haha the guy saying "f uckin hell" in that reminded me of that great father ted episode about the sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,150 ✭✭✭✭LuckyGent88


    Not sure how to embed a video but here is the link.

    here are numerous people falling over in U.L during the winter ice.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpmWdyxTx0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - was it an escalator you were trying to climb by any chance?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭ENMcD




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    OP - was it an escalator you were trying to climb by any chance?:D
    I ****ing felt like it!:p I don't think I ever cursed so much in my life.....:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    No matter what office you hold or how easy on the eye you may be, if you fall over other people laugh and snigger.

    'falling over...., a great leveler'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭Ben Hadad


    I have pretty good balance so falling never happens to me really. But one time I was sitting on a grassy hill near a beach with a few friends, barefoot. I stood up and ended up tripping over my second big toe and landed in a heap. I couldn't stop laughing about it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    the first crack at :10 is priceless! :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭ENMcD


    thanks mickey..how do i post a video?:)


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