What would you do if...

Wolfe Tone

You saw an alien?


What would you folks do? (besides welcoming our new alien overlords) Lets say you are out at night alone in the car, you come around a corner on a moonlit country lane and you see one or more aliens on the road in front of you, and a landed UFO in the field beside them. What next? Stop, look and maybe take some pictures? Slam the car into reverse, do a U turn, put the foot down and try to get the fcuk away? Run that extraterrestrial bastard down like the interplanetary invader he is? Ring the cops and make yourself look like a nutter? Shit yourself and be reduced to a gibbering mess? Stop the car, get out and go say hello?

I think I would be absolutely terrified, brown trousers central, but I hope I would be able to compose myself enough to get a few pics or some video.

Doyler92

If I saw an alien, I'd be hoping they would not do what they do in Scary Movie 3 ie kick the humans in the town halls etc.

Saila

try to remember the coctail of drugs and drink I had earlier

SafeSurfer

Curse for convincing myself that a camera on my phone is unnecessary.

Napper Hawkins

No idea, but I know someone will have something witty and original to say pretty soon.

Chuck Stone

Scream, roll into a ball, suck my thumb, and go to my happy place in my head.

westendgirlie

I'd hand it a speak and spell so he could phone home

What idiot would wanna land ere on earth?

Wolfe Tone

westendgirlie wrote: »

I'd hand it a speak and spell so he could phone home

What idiot would wanna land ere on earth?

The alien had a right bastard of a travel agent who told him he would love it here



Or he wants to probe you

18AD

Have a dance off.

Knex*

18AD wrote: »

Have a dance off.

+1. Soccer Am style

squod

• Grab alien
• Bundle it into car
• Ring newspaper
• Profit

Mickeroo

I'd try and get the ride off them.










In a spaceship that is...eh? eh?

Screaminmidget

Blast it with piss..

Saila

probably buy some bluetac, or maybe some yogurt and raisins , depends I suppose

KeithM89_old

Re-enact that documentary, ET.

westendgirlie

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

The alien had a right bastard of a travel agent who told him he would love it here



Or he wants to probe you

Ah well for science...... I'll submit

smokedeels

What would it look like, if it was Morena Baccarin from V I might welcome a probe, If it was a mangalore, or the predator I'd run like hell.

Capt'n Midnight

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-qF6CbJo2vY/S8btKiaqdZI/AAAAAAAAHu0/GLcvEwirEP0/s1600/first-contact-alien.png

Wolfe Tone

smokedeels wrote: »

What would it look like, if it was Morena Baccarin from V I might welcome a probe, If it was a mangalore, or the predator I'd run like hell.

Something like this.


Of course if it was one of the hot ones from star trek my reaction would be different (I.e T'pol or 7 of 9, yum!)

Oranage2

....sleep with a man for a little bit of money and he's daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lock down I ain't gotta job now so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life

Fremen

Call immigration

Saila

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Something like this.


Of course if it was one of the hot ones from star trek my reaction would be different (I.e T'pol or 7 of 9, yum!)

oh fuuuck yeah!
and check out the camel-toe here! :eek:

The King of Moo

I'd ask them to use their advanced intellect to answer some of the great questions of life such as "Which side of a chocolate biscuit is the bottom?", "How do you pronounce 'sixth'" and "Did the McCanns do it?"
Then I'd probably show them 4Chan for a while to give them an idea of what humanity is like.

Saila

Oranage2 wrote: »

....sleep with a man for a little bit of money and he's daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lock down I ain't gotta job now so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life

is that you or them saying that

Wolfe Tone

Saila wrote: »

oh fuuuck yeah!
and check out the camel-toe here! :eek:

set nerdgasms on cum

TeddyTedson

Well I'm not sure if I should post this because people will think I'm trolling and/or crazy, [snip].
*Nope, people will think I'm a rtard.

Adamantium

"sorry sir it appears you haven't parked within the lines and you are lacking a registration plate, Tax,insurance and NCT of any kind"........."Well do you have anything to say for yourself?"...."alrite buck get in the squad, we're taking these two down to the station for the night"

Kojak

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

You saw an alien?


What would you folks do? (besides welcoming our new alien overlords) Lets say you are out at night alone in the car, you come around a corner on a moonlit country lane and you see one or more aliens on the road in front of you, and a landed UFO in the field beside them. What next? Stop, look and maybe take some pictures? Slam the car into reverse, do a U turn, put the foot down and try to get the fcuk away? Run that extraterrestrial bastard down like the interplanetary invader he is? Ring the cops and make yourself look like a nutter? Shit yourself and be reduced to a gibbering mess? Stop the car, get out and go say hello?

What makes you think that the alien would become our new overlord - it's not Kang or Kodos we are potentially dealing with here. Sure the alien might only be looking for direction to the local IKEA for a new couch, you never know.

pockets3d

SNIP too late
Cap'n

OutlawPete

I'd walk up and say: "You're English aren't you".

And if they asked me how I knew, I'd say: "Well, it's not everyday you see someone with a walking cane on 5th avenue."

Hank_Jones

If films have taught me anything....

I'd ask them not to eat my brains and to please refrain from destroying or taking over our planet.

And then hope to God that they don't say "Take us to your leader"...

burt_bondy

i'd take them for a pint.

Show Time

Break it's legs.

nice1franko

I'd ask for whoever has read this to put their hands up:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=48130

... and push them forward

Sanjuro

Advise them to get back in their ship and get the fuck out of here before the gubment gets 'em and does some sort of autopsy. Not our gubment, obviously. They'd just screw it up.

Son Of A Vidic

If I saw an Alien, I'd probably think to myself - "There goes those damn Mexicans jumping the border again."

Capt'n Midnight

Adamantium wrote: »

"sorry sir it appears you haven't parked within the lines and you are lacking a registration plate, Tax,insurance and NCT of any kind"........."Well do you have anything to say for yourself?"...."alrite buck get in the squad, we're taking these two down to the station for the night"

Dangerous Man

Kick his face in.

neil_hosey

id challenge him to an interpretive dance battle

NothingMan

I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song and I'll try not to sing out of key.

Everybody.

I get by with a little help from my friends. I get high with a little help from my friends. Gonna try with a little help from my friends....

Dangerous Man

burt_bondy wrote: »

i'd take them for a pint.

Typical. It's this kind of attitude that has the country in the state it's in today...