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My farts are mental today

  • 29-05-2011 9:32pm
    #1
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭


    My farts are amazing today. I'm guffing away every 30 seconds and my house smells like a sewer. I'm afraid to empty myself in case they stop.

    Must have drank 15 pints of stout yesterday at slane gig.

    Anyone else have mental farts today?


Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Seriously?


  • #3
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    I think you should cut down on the consumption of alcohol and/or junk food as it seems to cause excessive flatulence.


  • #4
    Micilin Muc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,842 ✭✭✭Micilin Muc


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    .

    No need for all the mcgrory details.


  • #5
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Good to know.


  • #6
    rorymcgrory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    I haven't had any booze or junk food today. Bursting for a poop Now


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  • #7
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    rorymcgrory wrote: »

    Anyone else have mental farts today?

    Any relation to brainfarts? 'Cos I'm with you on that.


  • #8
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    There are sophisticated processors,milions of miles of cable,hundreds of sophisticated computer servers,countless hours of human work,man's greatest endevours involved in creating the internet and that is your small contribution to it,

    Sir,I salute you,and the tree from which you have just descended from.


  • #9
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    rorymcgrory wrote: »
    I haven't had any booze or junk food today. Bursting for a poop Now


    I'm assuming you have been potty trained already?


  • #10
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Insert thanks whoring jibe here.

    try a blog or something OP.


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