Silliest Excuses Used By Benefit Cheats

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Benefits-Fraud-Ministers-Reveal-The-Most-Ridiculous-Excuses-Used-By-Benefit-Cheats/Article/201105416001752?f=rss

:: "We don't live together he just comes each morning to fill up his flask".
:: "I wasn't using the ladders to clean windows, I carried them for therapy for my bad back."
:: "I had no idea my wife was working! I never noticed her leaving the house twice a day in a fluorescent jacket and a Stop Children sign."
:: "My wallet was stolen so someone must have been using my identity, I haven't been working".
:: "I didn't know I was still on benefit."
:: "I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me."
:: "He lives in a caravan in the drive, we're not together."
:: "He does come here every night and leave in the morning and although he has
no other address I don't regard him as living here."
:: "It wasn't me working, it was my identical twin.
:: "I wasn't aware my wife was working because her hours of work coincided with the times I spent in the garden shed."

lmao

Fighting Irish

:rolleyes:

Fukuyama

Ha!

This is like watching those cops shows where the police bust in through the front door, catch the guy babbing up a half K of heroine and he starts to deny any activity in the drugs trade. He's been 'stitched up'.

Also... why do they only ever begin to resist arrest once the cuffs go ON ?

Son Of A Vidic

I think a list of silliest excuses used by Irish Bankers would make a much more entertaining read. Oh wait, hang on.............they're accountable to know one.

Fremen

Kind of reminds me of this.

Mint Sauce

Same thread, different title.

<facepalm>

St.Spodo

''I've no legs''.