Lisa Murphy's jewellery robbed

Delancey

I see that the home of Irelands classiest woman Lisa Murphy which she shares with Irelands favourite solicitor Gerald Kean was robbed by 4 men who tied up Lisa and stole valuable jewellery including the engagement ring given to her by her previous bethrothed Michael Flatley.

Her current engagement ring ( a monument to tackiness and poor taste ) was also taken.

Given that her boyfriend before she teamed up with Flatley was imprisoned a few years ago for armed robbery maybe the authorities won't have too far to look , the same bandidt was a boxer who rather ungallantly told tabloid journalists that he paid for her breast augmentation - a total cad !

ballsymchugh

her family jewels were robbed?:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp

You don't strike me as particularly sympathetic.

Red Hand

How's the PSNI recruitment going?

Latchy

Even worse , the jewels weren't insured for theft ...oh dear

JMSE

Boob job? Think twice.

bonerm

ballsymchugh wrote: »

her family jewels were robbed?:eek:

Always figured she originally was a man.

For Forks Sake

JMSE wrote: »

Boob job? Think twice.

Two boob jobs?

Stained Class

All the same though, she kept Flatley's ring.:rolleyes:

digme

tough sh!t

Solnskaya

For the class of 2011, I have one tip, and it's not sunscreen. Security my son, it's all about security. For those who aspire to wealth and fortune, and have no direction in life, I have but one word -SECURITY. Get into the business of protecting the haves from the have nots, and you will be set. This is going to be a big feature of life going forward(to use a wanky phrase). As things get tighter, the sh1te get shyter, and as the poor get frisky, being rich gets risky. Security is the buzzing industry of the next 20 years, and for those who take my advise, please remember me when Solnskaya needs a few bob in his latter years(yeah right, I'll be the one behind the mirror shades pointing that Glock at ya).

bonerm

Ya still would tho

(perform futher cosmetic surgery on her)

Yakult

Poor woman.















NOT!!!

squod

Delancey wrote: »

Given that her boyfriend before she teamed up with Flatley was imprisoned a few years ago for armed robbery

:eek:

I'd say whoever stretched her ring is in for a long rob.

digme

Solnskaya wrote: »

For the class of 2011, I have one tip, and it's not sunscreen. Security my son, it's all about security. For those who aspire to wealth and fortune, and have no direction in life, I have but one word -SECURITY. Get into the business of protecting the haves from the have nots, and you will be set. This is going to be a big feature of life going forward(to use a wanky phrase). As things get tighter, the sh1te get shyter, and as the poor get frisky, being rich gets risky. Security is the buzzing industry of the next 20 years, and for those who take my advise, please remember me when Solnskaya needs a few bob in his latter years(yeah right, I'll be the one behind the mirror shades pointing that Glock at ya).

lol class post

Diabhal Beag

A pity they didn't take her awful accent.

Micky Dolenz

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