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High-brow philosophical considerations

  • 27-05-2011 5:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭


    So if you could travel back in time and suck yourself off, would that make you gay or would it be just like having a wristey?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    The hell is a wristey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Nevore wrote: »
    The hell is a wristey?

    It's a bit like travelling back in time and sucking yourself off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    There ya go so, you've answered your own question. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Am I right to assume this is hypothetical or do you need to make a decision right away? In any case I thin it depends if the past you or the present you enjoyed it more. Also depending on the type of time travel, not sucking yourself off may be a paradox.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    whats the time travel for just do it now :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    if someone farts in a forrest and no one is around to notice, does it smell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Knasher wrote: »
    Am I right to assume this is hypothetical or do you need to make a decision right away?

    I need to make a decision by last Tuesday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    I don't remember that happening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Saila wrote: »
    if someone farts in a forrest and no one is around to notice, does it smell?

    Yes, but it smells better as people tend not to mind the smell of their own farts as much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    well well well..











    three holes in the ground


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Could I also tell myself the winning lotto numbers or would my mouth be full?




    Who am I joking, my mouth wouldn't be full :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Knasher wrote: »
    Yes, but it smells better as people tend not to mind the smell of their own farts as much.

    ok, but what has that got to do with rashers?


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,632 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    He was bumming himself all the time in that book The Time Travellers Wife.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    if i am made of stardust was i writing this very same thing in some far off galaxy billions of years ago?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Fremen wrote: »
    I need to make a decision by last Tuesday.

    In that case you don't need to worry about paradoxes any more. Unfortunately that also means that you can no longer use saving the universe as an excuse to suck yourself off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Fremen wrote: »
    So if you could travel back in time and suck yourself off, would that make you gay or would it be just like having a wristey?

    of course it wouldn't but avoid DP'ing yourself because, ykno, the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time, something to do with quantum mechanics of physics and all that malarkey! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    what if you went back in time and took pics of yourself as a kid? and then......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,253 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I wonder how many episodes they could get out of Quantum Suck before it got cancelled?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    You've blown my mind. Pardon the pun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭dusty207


    if i am made of stardust was i writing this very same thing in some far off galaxy billions of years ago?:confused:

    probably, but if that's the case, then so were jedward :confused:


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