'Man drought' in Australian cities

snubbleste

Australian's single city women forced to look for love in the country

In the latest example of how difficult it has become for women in their late twenties and early thirties to find an eligible man in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, a dating agency has started sending busloads of single women out to country towns, where the ratio of men to women is far more favourable.
"Country men are more gentlemanly, they hold the door open for you and if they see you with an empty glass they will be the first to offer to get you a drink, they are more attentive." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/8540727/Australians-single-city-women-forced-to-look-for-love-in-the-country.html

Another incentive for some boardsies to seek their destiny in the lucky country..

minidazzler

I think we should have a fair trade with them, two men for every hot Aussie girl they send us.

admiralofthefleet

is there a shortage of men in summer bay? there are some fine fillies there

ballsymchugh

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

is there a shortage of men in summer bay? there are some fine fillies there

alf has that place sewn up. better try ramsay street.

Doyler92

Roll on Glenn being 21

the_syco

"Country men are more gentlemanly, they hold the door open for you and if they see you with an empty glass they will be the first to offer to get you a drink, they are more attentive."

I lol'ed. They don't realise that more drink = more chance of them being drunk...

ejmaztec

If they ban Planking/Extreme-facedown, the situation wouldn't get any worse.

admiralofthefleet

ballsymchugh wrote: »

alf has that place sewn up. better try ramsay street.

the flamin mongrel, streuth ailsa

bonerm

minidazzler wrote: »

I think we should have a fair trade with them, two men for every hot Aussie girl they send us.

Home&Away and Neighbours has done wonders for the reputation of Australian women. Unfortunately it's not entirely founded.

Australia: Where Men are Men and Women are Men.

Frank Black

Can someone please post a pun about going 'Down Under' as I can't be bothered to think of one.

Ghandee

ejmaztec wrote: »

If they ban Planking/Extreme-facedown, the situation wouldn't get any worse.

After spending a fair few years in Australia, I think I'm qualified to chip in here.
Yes, the ones we get to see in the soaps, pop stars etc are fine, but the vast majority of aussie girls are like wombats with lip stick. FACT.
so much so, I met my wife out there, who just happen's to be Irish!

True what they say guys, Irish girls are pretty!

minidazzler

bonerm wrote: »

Home&Away and Neighbours has done wonders for the reputation of Australian women. Unfortunately it's not entirely founded.

Australia: Where Men are Men and Women are Men.

LALALALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALLALALALLAALLALALLALALALALA

So I hear that Australia kill any uggo's when they turn 17.

Sergeant

Problem with Australia is that it's full of Australians. All their social issues stem from that.

mrgardener

Sergeant wrote: »

Problem with Australia is that it's full of Australians. All their social issues stem from that.

words of wisdom...very profound!

stupidusername

the_syco wrote: »

I lol'ed. They don't realise that more drink = more chance of them being drunk...

I was more lulzing at them considering that a good find

cosmicfart

black francis wrote: »

Can someone please post a pun about going 'Down Under' as I can't be bothered to think of one.

Down under go irish men with cries of thats not a knife thats an irish cock

Elisabeth Blanctorche

Guys who hold doors open and buy you drinks are in short supply everywhere, not just australia.

stupidusername

Elisabeth Blanctorche wrote: »

Guys who hold doors open and buy you drinks are in short supply everywhere, not just australia.

What,have we gone back in time here? In the 1950's are we?

phill106

Elisabeth Blanctorche wrote: »

Guys who hold doors open and buy you drinks are in short supply everywhere, not just australia.

Indeed, aren't you glad feminism took off?
Can't wait till it swings the other way and women hold doors open for men and buy us drinks!

Nevermind_

Elisabeth Blanctorche wrote: »

Guys who hold doors open and buy you drinks are in short supply everywhere, not just australia.

So are women who dont expect a man to pay for everything!

Sykk

Am I the only one who can absolutely not stand the Australian accent? I couldn't ever go out with a girl from there with a thick accent.. "Maybe no one likes your accent" responses welcome!

Sorry but it's like nails on a chalk board...

enfant terrible

What's the ratio in Ireland surely a lot more young men are leaving than women.

Knasher

Anybody have a theory on why Australian cities have such a drought and ideas on how we can implement something similar here?

Women have often told me "not if you were the last man on earth", but I feel confidant if I can get to a close enough approximation of that, they might change their minds.

OutlawPete

Knasher wrote: »

Women have often told me "not if you were the last man on earth"..

You should should have said: "Now you're talkin to me baby, that I like".

ScumLord

minidazzler wrote: »

I think we should have a fair trade with them, two men for every hot Aussie girl they send us.

A cunning plan for those that stay behind. We'll send over two buffers on the promise of hot womens but once they get there they'll realise all the womens came to Ireland and all that's left in Aussyland is burnt paddies.

ejmaztec

Sykk wrote: »

Am I the only one who can absolutely not stand the Australian accent? I couldn't ever go out with a girl from there with a thick accent.. "Maybe no one likes your accent" responses welcome!

Sorry but it's like nails on a chalk board...

I'd rather listen to an Aussie accent than have blood pouring out of my ears listening to a New Zealand one.:eek:

Emme

snubbleste wrote: »

Australian's single city women forced to look for love in the country


Another incentive for some boardsies to seek their destiny in the lucky country..

Great idea if Aussie farmers aren't as fussy or demanding of their women as Irish ones :rolleyes:

Good luck to the women.

gman2k

Elisabeth Blanctorche wrote: »

Guys who hold doors open and buy you drinks are in short supply everywhere, not just australia.

Wimmins are all for equality until there is no seats left on the bus.

Or they have no drink in front of them.

Or the feckin door is closed.

mike65

Or the lawn needs mowing, wheel needs changing, plug need re-wiring. Feckit they are on the pigsback.

El Horseboxo

Australian women are just Irish girls with a tan.

northernpower

More like the braind of wimmen ye get in australia here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ktq4JrKPF8&feature=related

DrHLecter

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Australian women are just Irish girls with a tan.

searches interweb for picture of a shaved chimp with a tan

disregard females
acquire australian dollars

mconigol

Country men are more gentlemanly, they hold the door open for you and if they see you with an empty glass they will be the first to offer to get you a drink

So the city lads copped on to the free drinks scam. The women are forced out to the countryside where their con is less known? I think that's the general gist of it right?