What is the last dream you remember having?

Da Shins Kelly

Mine was last night. I dreamt that Prince William took me on a car journey around London in a really sh*tty car that kept billowing out black smoke, and was effing and blinding the whole way about the rubbish student accomodation he has to live in.

joshrogan

It was looking at soccer saturday and bournemouth beating man united 84-3.
Pretty random.

Chris P. Bacon

I had a really weird dream last night that i went back to secondary school,im 30!

Latchy

That some of my teeth fell out but thankfully all my teeth are intact and it was only part of a weird dream . I need to stop eating cheese before bedtime

Krusader

I was rattling my missus out of it, true story

liah

I had a sex dream about Dexter.. :eek:

fakearms123

Crosáidí wrote: »

I was rattling my missus out of it, true story

You dream about your missus... gross!

ditzyfitzy

I keep having dreams were my OH is just being a complete dickhead to me! Then I wake up & have to remind myself it was a dream so I don't end up smacking him! lol

checkyabadself

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falan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk

old hippy

I dreamt a dream the other night I couldn't sleep a wink
The rats were tryin' to count the sheep and I was off the drink
There were footsteps in the parlour and voices on the stairs
I was climbin' up the walls and movin' round the chairs.
I looked out from under the blanket up at the fireplace.
The Pope and John F. Kennedy were starin' in me face.*
Suddenly it dawned at me I was getting the old D.T.s
When the Child o' Prague began to dance around the mantlepiece.

CHORUS
Goodbye to the Port and Brandy, to the Vodka and the Stag,
To the Schmiddick and the Harpic, the bottled draught and keg.
As I sat lookin' up the Guinness ad I could never figure out
How your man stayed up on the surfboard after 14 pints of stout.

Well I swore upon the bible I'd never touch a drop.
My heart was palpitatin' I was sure 'twas going to stop,
Thinkin' I was dyin' I gave my soul to God to keep.
A tenner to St. Anthony to help me get some sleep.
I fell into an awful nightmare - got a dreadful shock.
When I dreamt there was no Duty-free at the airport down in Knock.
George Seawright was sayin' the rosary and SPUC were on the pill.**
Frank Patterson was gargled and he singin' Spancil Hill.

CHORUS

I dreamt that Mr. Haughey had recaptured Crossmaglen
Then Garret got re-elected and gave it back again.
Dick Spring and Roger Casement were on board the Marita-Ann
As she sailed into Fenit they were singin' Banna Strand.
I dreamt Archbishop McNamara was on Spike Island for 3 nights
Havin' been arrested for supportin' Traveller's rights.
I dreamt that Ruairi Quinn was smokin' marijuana in the Dail
Barry Desmond handin' Frenchies out to scuts in Fianna Fail.

CHORUS

I dreamt of Nell McCafferty and Mary Kenny too
The things that we got up to, but I'm not tellin' you.
I dreamt I was in a jacuzzi along with Alice Glenn
'twas then I knew I'd never ever, ever drink again


Good old Christy

Latchy

Crosáidí wrote: »

I was rattling my missus out of it, true story

ditzyfitzy wrote: »

I keep having dreams were my OH is just being a complete dickhead to me! Then I wake up & have to remind myself it was a dream so I don't end up smacking him! lol

^ You two related by any chance ?

Duggy747

I had a very bizzare dream recently....

I went to Vietnam and got the North and South to shake hands and be buddies. I just walked up to the South grabbed someone (presuming a high ranking guy) and brought him down to another guy in the south. They shook hands, I went home and everyone said I saved Vietnam and threw a party for me

During post-Vietnam party for me in my hometown a guy on a quad bike arrived, and asked one of my mates to help him with something. I presumed my mate knew him and didn't pass any heed but next thing the shoots my mate dead and takes off. Everyone's horrified, etc.

Whole town grabs sticks lit on fire and we go searching for him in the woods. No luck.

I then return to my house after the failed search, bewildered at the loss of my friend. My dog comes up to me, I go to pick her up when next thing she spits at me..............litteraly, she hocks one up and spits it right at me like a human while looking at me angry.

I then say "Alright then, fair enough" and go into the front room, sit down on a chair where I see this blue button attached to the armrest. I press it and then I wake up

Cue that entire morning of me figuring out what the hell did any of that mess mean..........I came up with nothing...........other than I might need to see one of them there head doctors :pac:

Pauleta

Last night i had a dream that it was my first day working in Ryanair customer service. There was tension between the Irish girls and the foreign girls. This may have stemmed from the fact that one of the last things i watched last night was RTE news and Rosanna Davidson was in court with Ryanair because she said there should be Irish girls in their calender. Anyhow Michael O'Leary was in the office and he told me to write down everything i knew about Ryanair. My pen kept bursting and there was ink all over the page. He then told everyone that we were getting sacked tomorrow and he is moving the office to eastern europe.

Strange dream but they usually are

The King of Moo

A few nights ago I had a dream that, within the dream, I was vaguely aware was a sequel to a previous dream (*checks over shoulder to see if Marion Cotillard has invaded the dream/reality*).
The funny thing is that I don't remember the first dream, so either it happened and I've forgotten it, or it's backstory for the recent dream.

Anyway, in this dream the other night I had already murdered one of my neighbours (in the previous, possibly imagined, dream) and was feeling horrible about it. Remorse combined with fear of getting caught. Shortly after the dream started I became aware that two detectives were investigating me, and that I had left some crucial piece of evidence (maybe fingerprints) at the murder scene. The detectives were very suspicious of me, and visiting me at the restaurant I was working at in the dream. Yet they had no proof I did it, so I was terrified they'd find the evidence I'd left.

All this time I was worrying about getting caught and also thinking about turning myself in to maybe reduce my sentence but also because I felt so bad about what I'd done. But it was a moot point, as soon they found the evidence and arrested me at the restaurant. I woke up when I was being held in the police station.

That's the last dream I remember and it was pretty horrible as it felt so realistic, and after I woke up I still believed I had been convicted of murder for at least a few seconds! :eek: Still remember lots of the details vividly.

Alter-Ego

liah wrote: »

I had a sex dream about Dexter.. :eek:

http://www.imgbase.net/images/dexter-4.jpg ?

or

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EpFocbXvaHU/S08Y2WNd6eI/AAAAAAAADDs/fUGz9l7iCxY/s400/dexter1.jpg ?

:pac:

liah

Alter-Ego wrote: »

http://www.imgbase.net/images/dexter-4.jpg ?

or

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EpFocbXvaHU/S08Y2WNd6eI/AAAAAAAADDs/fUGz9l7iCxY/s400/dexter1.jpg ?

:pac:

:pac:

The first one, but I don't know if it makes it better or worse

123balltv

winning the lotto I dont dream much except for winning the lotto

I am pie

Last night, Bill Gates took control of company and sacked me. He looked like he was enjoying it.

bluecatmorgana

It was a horrible dream were people were lining up to jump into a swimming pool from about a three storey diving board with a noose tied around their necks.
Freaky ****

veryangryman

I was showcasing some pink smoothies for a cooking show.

Dont be gay verayangryman i know...

languagenerd

Had a dream I was doing a Danish exam and woke up convinced I was thinking in Danish. (I don't speak Danish....)

strokemyclover

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I had a really weird dream last night that i went back to secondary school,im 30!

Nick Rivers? :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7VoRQPswg

..Brian..

ditzyfitzy wrote: »

I keep having dreams were my OH is just being a complete dickhead to me! Then I wake up & have to remind myself it was a dream so I don't end up smacking him! lol

This! My GF gave me the cold shoulder a whole day once before she finally realised she was pissed off at me in a dream and not real life, nutter!

Azureus

I had a dream I was on a bus with a handbag and shopping bag, and a male friend of mine was there with a group of us. Took my shopping bag and started throwing all the lingerie I just bought all over the bus! Raaaandom/
Something bout airing dirty laundry in public? I was confuuuused

RachaelVO

Latchy wrote: »

That some of my teeth fell out but thankfully all my teeth are intact and it was only part of a weird dream . I need to stop eating cheese before bedtime

Apparently if you have any form of dream about your teeth it means you have a fear of getting/looking older! (dunno if that's true, but thats the general consensus on dream interpretation)

Terry

Vague recollection from last night.
My former lodger (yeah, that one. (he was due to drop in yesterday because he needed a bed for the night)) and his housemate came back here and started bumming beer and food off me.

The lodger was then replaced by my friend's morbidly obese sister, but she had brought her own beer. Then she tried to have a threesome with me and the former lodger's new housemate.

I woke up in a cold sweat.

s-cogan

Azureus wrote: »

I had a dream I was on a bus with a handbag and shopping bag, and a male friend of mine was there with a group of us. Took my shopping bag and started throwing all the lingerie I just bought all over the bus! Raaaandom/
Something bout airing dirty laundry in public? I was confuuuused

why did you buy dirty underwear??

suicide_circus

I have four types of dream

Being chased/persued by a nameless dread and my screams making no sound and waking up sweating and paniced.

Sexy dreams, sometimes resulting in completion.

Sad dreams, sometimes resulting in me waking up sobbing - not nice and very upsetting.

And lastly crazy random making no sense dreams.

Flojo

Had a weird dream last night. We were living in treehouses peacefully... then things turned sour and we were getting chased by some dude working for an evil cow who was trying to take over the world. I got separated and he was hot on my tail. I distracted him and legged it. My friends then pulled me into the bushes when I ran past and that's the last thing I remember. :pac:

I always dream about fecked up stuff... it's always kinda like an action movie though. Fun! :pac:

GymTanLaundry

Really strange one last night actually. Was touring the Nou Camp in Barcelona and got to the megastore part. For some reason I bought a Real Madrid jersey there for 120e and persuaded the guy behind the counter to put ' David May' with the number four on the back. Like seriously wtf?!?

brummytom

A very explicit dream about going for a drink with 3 friends (2 girls and a boy), going back to mine and me and one of the girls... .......... while the lad and other girl sat awkwardly on the other settee. Hmmmm

From last week, was in a car which went into a lake! I got the feeling of water going into my nose and woke up in a shock. Don't know what the hell brought it on but it was scary.

Shryke

I was running through the woods at night from some kind of demented faceless winged thing. I break free of the woods and then I'm running down the road away from my hometown when military helicopters start chasing me. One of my best friends comes down a rope on one of them and tells me that everything is ok, and that was the last dream I remember. I felt wierdly ok waking up because I knew I could somehow trust him.

veryangryman

GymTanLaundry wrote: »

Really strange one last night actually. Was touring the Nou Camp in Barcelona and got to the megastore part. For some reason I bought a Real Madrid jersey there for 120e and persuaded the guy behind the counter to put ' David May' with the number four on the back. Like seriously wtf?!?

I can explain this...(guess your a footie fan)

1) Champions league Final tomorrow involves Barcelona
2) David May used to play for Man Utd
3) His squad number used to be 28 (ironically the date of the final this year)

As for the guys being nice enough to name the jersey, id expect service like that when paying €120 for one! :eek: I know its just a dream GTL, but shop around for flucks sake!! :eek:

Club Orange...Thank you for asking :pac:

Funglegunk

Latchy wrote: »

That some of my teeth fell out but thankfully all my teeth are intact and it was only part of a weird dream . I need to stop eating cheese before bedtime

That's a recurring dream of mine, get it quite regularly and know others who get it too. If you believe in those dream interpretation books (I don't), it means we're all afraid to face up to our responsibilities! Oh no! :eek:

I have one where I can pull apart the back of my head, like pastry, and it's full of coils, onions and black goop?! Mental stuff.

Seachmall

I was walking through an alley in a 1930s looking town. As I came out of the alleyway I was stopped and searched by the police. They took my money and let me on my way, as I was walking I complained to another cop and he just laughed so I think I wrestled him to the ground. I walked down a deserted road which had a big barricade at the end, there was nobody in sight but a small white dog was following me around. I turned around to walk back the way I came and ran into a kid who was batin' a sliotar off a wall, he was a yank. I talked to him and and realized his father was the new head of the police force (which is why they had moved from the States). His dad was the strict type. I saw this as a chance to embarrass the police and trained the kid as a thief so we could work together.

I woke up then but I can only imagine what followed was an ultimately dramatic, but comedic at times, crime spree that ended with us running for the border but failing to make it. Then a heart wrenching moment as the kid stood up to his father resulting in his father realizing he didn't show his love enough. I would've stood from a distance, in cuffs of course, with a smile and a single tear running down my face as they hugged.

Fin.


The dream I had before that (same night, different REM session) is vague but involved getting drunk in a college party but going to bed around 11 because I had work the following morning.