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Blow job!

  • 25-05-2011 6:01am
    #1
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084
    New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

    A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.
    Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.
    The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.
    :eek:
    He's lucky he didn't pop!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    He fell?


    Suuuuuuure he did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Rumour had it he was full of hot air anyway!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    This thread is just going to get blown out of proportion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Must have been in a deflated mood afterwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    That sucks blows.... sucks??? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    He almost got in-fellatio'd!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    I followed that link expecting pics. Now that I think about it, I'm glad there were none.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    I followed that link expecting pics. Now that I think about it, I'm glad there were none.


    Try this link..... Here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Guill wrote: »
    Try this link..... Here!

    That's the first thing I google every morning.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    I think this incident has been blown out of all proportion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,663 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    Thread title is such a let-down! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    thread disappoints, not what i thought it was about :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Looks like there more than one way to get blown up....


    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 mattharrison


    Yeah he is really very lucky and it is really grace of god that still you survive anyhow. Such a jobs are really sometime terrific and its make us to change our mood to do something else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    That man has an inflated sense of his own importance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    He's now looking for a pay-rise due to inflation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    "Does my bum look big on this?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    He should get decent compensation - his solicitor should put the pressure on for a balloon payment and further payments which will rise with inflation.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well, I've just heard he got a new job advertising Tyres.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 140 ✭✭Marcus_Crassus


    Is is just me or is this bloke the spitting image of Val Kilmer?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭neaideabh


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    Rumour had it he was full of hot air anyway!!!!
    That went down like a lead balloon!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal



    Lucky for him, the health services there also let their patients down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    Lucky for him, the health services there also let their patients down.

    did it take you the last two weeks to think of that?

    It wasn't bad actually. 6/10.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    g'em wrote: »
    did it take you the last two weeks to think of that?

    It wasn't bad actually. 6/10.

    Worse im gettin, did`t even notice that:o.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Christ he must make some racket on the can


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Cocaine


    I always thought a blow job was something else. Got to tell her she's doing it wrong:(


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-06.html
    Hedonist Air Pumpers

    (16 April 1997) "The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of 'Pumping'," a spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If this perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood." He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room.
    ....

    "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan," Ratchasima concluded. "Inflate your tires by all means, but then hide your bicycle pump where it cannot tempt you."


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    :( Disappointed ..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,202 ✭✭✭amacca


    tan11ie wrote: »
    :( Disappointed ..

    aren't we all


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