Eyelashes

Storminateacup

This is going to be my rant-a-day thread, i think.

You might recall I got eyelash extentions. Well, who'd have thought it, but I have very sensitive eyes, and they were all sorts of irritated, and after RUBBING and RUBBING and RUBBING my eyes, all the freaking time, tonight - I am sad to report, my eyelashes are no longer extended.

Gone are the fluttering lashes reaching almost to my abnormally high eyebrows. Gone are the inverted lashes scratching my (eye)balls. My eyelashes feel bald, exposed and naked. Like a virgin starring in her first porno.

I am so torn as to what to do. Theyre in worse condition now than they were before. i didnt just rub the extentions out. I rubbed the lash they were attached to, out as well.

Can I really justify 110 euro on lashes to bat at people who have really no interest in my lashes? That I will just wash out or scrub off.

I'm very sad right now and I think I am having a crisis.

Storminateacup

And - I cannot wait until this child is born. My skin is in bits. I haven't had a proper facial since the 1st week of october. I need a good deep cleanse with the desincrustation machine, followed by a session of microcurrent treatments. A nice indirect high frequency treatment.

Another shot of botox wouldn't go astray either. I'm looking extremely unkempt. There is simply too much of me to try look after. Need to SLIM this sh,it right down. I look like a sea lion.

Red Hand

You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind!

Storminateacup

i plough a lot of things after turning them over in my mind

Red Hand

Yerra, sure that's the way. ;)As they say, ye'll only waste yer breath cooling another man's porridge!

Storminateacup

lol! best expression ive heard all day!

sNarah

Red Hand

Oooooh, matron!

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41571_2385201252_5729_n.jpg

Smeefa

VASELINE..

Bitches Eyelashes luuuuuurve vaseline.

Crusty face-hole? LAYER OF VASELINE

Storminateacup

Baby Ava is here and almost a week old. Eyelashes are the least of my worries. She is perfect. Five lbs 7oz. Tiny, but completely perfect.

Princess Peach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvnumPAo4M

Matt Holck

I started perfect too

I've let everyone down since then

Sarky

You should have tried harder.

sNarah

I hear baby's look A LOT better with fake eyelashes. You should!

James T Kirk

Was reading the Sun newspaper today. I believe Cheryl Cole has a cock growing out of her forehead now. The cock told reporters it wants to study quantum mechanics when it gets bigger.

James T Kirk

When asked by reporters about Cole's recent attempts to crack America, the phallus replied that it hoped she could "pull it off".

Back of the net! Still got it!

Still... got it... *sobs*

Storminateacup

I love cheryl cole. I'd even put my penis on her face too. Braw.

Cicero

I haven't read this thread but I assume "Sausages" is close to the answer....



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!OGAF

Storminateacup

My eyebrows haven't been threaded in over 3 weeks, and mine grow like they're on horse steroids.

So I tried waxing them. Whilst I am outstanding waxing other peoples, my own, barely able to see I'm so tired, not so much.

I can't believe how much time I used to have.

Smeefa

Maybe you should leave them grow and a small tribe of pigmy forest creatures will make it their home.

Storminateacup

I didnt take Snarahs advice and lash Ava, but i think shes pretty perfect without em.

Sarky

You have no eyebrows. Weeeeeeeeeeird.

Storminateacup

Lol thats the side of my face! And they're arched so high, you should be lookin in my hairline for em anyway!!

sNarah

DAmmit. That baby would look *so* flash with eyelashes.
True story.

Do it do it do it!