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That IMF guy apparently jizzed all over the hotel maid.

HappyTuesday · 2011-05-24 18:25:28

They've found his DNA on her clothing. How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.

24-05-2011 06:25PM

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They've found his DNA on her clothing.

How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.

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#2 24-05-2011 06:27PM

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Sigh.

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#3 24-05-2011 06:30PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056273474

Thread here op.

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#4 24-05-2011 06:31PM

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IBTL.. Btw your name suits you.

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#5 24-05-2011 06:31PM

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Perhaps his DNA got on her clothing because she was cleaning his room.?

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#6 24-05-2011 06:32PM

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haha sounds like he blew his load alright!:D

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#7 24-05-2011 06:32PM

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You failed biology did't you

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#8 24-05-2011 06:32PM

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see who gives a ****

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#9 24-05-2011 06:33PM

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Paula Fast Whey wrote: »

Sigh.

It'll be worse when the schools are out for the summer.

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#10 24-05-2011 06:38PM

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PedoPriest wrote: »

They've found his DNA on her clothing.

How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.

,
Mmmm,

Your honour, I'd like to call forensic expert pedo priest to the bench.......:rolleyes:

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#11 24-05-2011 06:38PM

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Nodin wrote: »

It'll be worse when the schools are out for the summer.

Yum, schoolie's - blast 'em with jizz :cool:

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#12 24-05-2011 06:42PM

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Schooooooooolllll's out for summerrrrrrrrrrrr
Schooooooooollll's out for evahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#13 24-05-2011 06:43PM

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This is clearly how the DNA got onto the maid...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

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#14 24-05-2011 06:51PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

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#15 24-05-2011 06:54PM

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How very French

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#16 24-05-2011 06:54PM

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*sighs

Do i really have to say it????

THis is after hours

so he probably blasted her with piss

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#17 24-05-2011 07:01PM

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sheesh wrote: »

*sighs

Do i really have to say it????

THis is after hours

so he probably blasted her with piss

After kicking her in the face.

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#18 24-05-2011 07:03PM

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i may be coming across as ignorant here but can dna be opptained with piss

what about poo?? do i have to stop dropping a duke at a all my crime scenes?;)

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#19 24-05-2011 07:03PM

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PedoPriest wrote: »

They've found his DNA on her clothing.

How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.

Source.

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#20 24-05-2011 07:08PM

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sheesh wrote: »

*sighs

Do i really have to say it????

THis is after hours

so he probably blasted her with piss

You didn't have to say it and, more importantly, you shouldn't have said it as it is a) lame and b) predictable.

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#21 24-05-2011 07:24PM

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TheZohan wrote: »

Source.

You're a talented artist, and an incisive forensic investigator.
You're wasted here.:)

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#22 24-05-2011 07:37PM

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Giselle wrote: »

You're a talented artist, and an incisive forensic investigator.
You're wasted here.:)

But he isn't here, he's in New York where he deserves to be

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#23 24-05-2011 07:44PM

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He maid her do it.;)

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#24 25-05-2011 12:09AM

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giles lynchwood wrote: »

He maid her do it.;)

Get out.

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#25 25-05-2011 12:28AM

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pappyodaniel wrote: »

Get out.

I was about to thank your quippy statement, then I noticed your username.

YOU get out. :P

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#26 25-05-2011 12:38AM

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I'd say he had jizz residue on his hand and grabbed her with said hand thus transferring some of it onto her. It's a stitch up

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#27 25-05-2011 12:40AM

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hondasam wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056273474

Thread here op.

No, this revelation deserves its own thread.

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#28 25-05-2011 12:41AM

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WhiteRussian wrote: »

I'd say he had jizz residue on his hand and grabbed her with said hand thus transferring some of it onto her. It's a stitch up

Go spiderweb go...

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#29 25-05-2011 12:42AM

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So...
if this is true the head of the IMF grabbed her, and jerked over her? as its been statued "attempted rape" ...

serious things if true.

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#30 25-05-2011 12:49AM

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She lives in a block of flats where the residents are all HIV positive. He was obviously bugchasing!

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#31 25-05-2011 12:55AM

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Hookah wrote: »

Perhaps his DNA got on her clothing because she was cleaning his room.?

How could his DNA get there just because she cleaned the room? Unless he left a massive floater which required some serious plunging, scattering faecal matter around the walls and her clothes.

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#32 25-05-2011 01:02AM

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mgmt wrote: »

No, this revelation deserves its own thread.

No it doesn't

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056273474

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