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That IMF guy apparently jizzed all over the hotel maid.

  • 24-05-2011 6:25pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭


    They've found his DNA on her clothing.

    How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Sigh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    IBTL.. Btw your name suits you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Perhaps his DNA got on her clothing because she was cleaning his room.?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 the big cheese 01


    haha sounds like he blew his load alright!:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭maglite


    You failed biology did't you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    see who gives a ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Sigh.

    It'll be worse when the schools are out for the summer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    PedoPriest wrote: »
    They've found his DNA on her clothing.

    How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.

    ,
    Mmmm,

    Your honour, I'd like to call forensic expert pedo priest to the bench.......:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Nodin wrote: »
    It'll be worse when the schools are out for the summer.

    Yum, schoolie's - blast 'em with jizz :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Schooooooooolllll's out for summerrrrrrrrrrrr
    Schooooooooollll's out for evahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    This is clearly how the DNA got onto the maid...

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,855 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    How very French


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    *sighs

    Do i really have to say it????


    THis is after hours

    so he probably blasted her with piss :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    sheesh wrote: »
    *sighs

    Do i really have to say it????


    THis is after hours

    so he probably blasted her with piss :(

    After kicking her in the face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 the big cheese 01


    i may be coming across as ignorant here but can dna be opptained with piss

    what about poo?? do i have to stop dropping a duke at a all my crime scenes?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    PedoPriest wrote: »
    They've found his DNA on her clothing.

    How would his DNA get onto her clothing? I'm guessing he blasted her with jizz, or maybe he drooled on her? There's no other explanation.


    Source.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    sheesh wrote: »
    *sighs

    Do i really have to say it????


    THis is after hours

    so he probably blasted her with piss :(

    You didn't have to say it and, more importantly, you shouldn't have said it as it is a) lame and b) predictable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    TheZohan wrote: »



    You're a talented artist, and an incisive forensic investigator.
    You're wasted here.:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Giselle wrote: »
    You're a talented artist, and an incisive forensic investigator.
    You're wasted here.:)

    But he isn't here, he's in New York where he deserves to be :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    He maid her do it.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,855 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    He maid her do it.;)

    Get out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Get out.

    I was about to thank your quippy statement, then I noticed your username.

    YOU get out. :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 304 ✭✭WhiteRussian


    I'd say he had jizz residue on his hand and grabbed her with said hand thus transferring some of it onto her. It's a stitch up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    hondasam wrote: »

    No, this revelation deserves its own thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    I'd say he had jizz residue on his hand and grabbed her with said hand thus transferring some of it onto her. It's a stitch up

    Go spiderweb go...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    So...
    if this is true the head of the IMF grabbed her, and jerked over her? as its been statued "attempted rape" ...

    serious things if true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    She lives in a block of flats where the residents are all HIV positive. He was obviously bugchasing!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭HappyTuesday


    Hookah wrote: »
    Perhaps his DNA got on her clothing because she was cleaning his room.?

    How could his DNA get there just because she cleaned the room? Unless he left a massive floater which required some serious plunging, scattering faecal matter around the walls and her clothes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    mgmt wrote: »
    No, this revelation deserves its own thread.

    No it doesn't

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056273474


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