Squished nuts

Gannicus

Just as I was sitting down right now a squished me nuts between me legs its an agonizing feeling. :eek:

Never done this to myself before. Has this ever happened anyone else before?

SadieSue

Nope.. can't say that it has :pac:

Fago!

Big Steve wrote: »

Has this ever happened anyone before?

Yeah it just happened to you.

Kiera

Yup, all the time.

ScummyMan

Pics or......wait never mind.

kfallon

I did something similar yesterday, me left bollock was a bit 'tender' for 3 hours

kfallon

And if you think squished nuts are bad wait til you get a cramp in your 'gooch'

cosmicfart

Big Steve wrote: »

Just as I was sitting down right now a squished me nuts between me legs its an agonizing feeling. :eek:

Never done this to myself before. Has this ever happened anyone before?

I nearly CAME once when that happened to me

pragmatic1

No but I think its a miracle that I dont hurt my balls more often.

Fago!

OP no doubt it was worse than childbirth, any woman who says otherwise is a fcuking liar!

Gannicus

kfallon wrote: »

And if you think squished nuts are bad wait til you get a cramp in your 'gooch'

I hope to jaysus that day never comes.

FlutterinBantam

Big Steve wrote: »

Just as I was sitting down right now a squished me nuts between me legs its an agonizing feeling. :eek:

Never done this to myself before. Has this ever happened anyone before?

How old are you pal?

fcuking three years old.

Most normal people have experienced this issue, well males actually.

Little tip of the hand to 'relocate the cluster' is the answer.

learn how to fcuking do it son.

Just before the leg cross, little tip of the fingers under the nutpurse and shift her up to a 'higher plane' so she rests on top of the thighs.

Fucking simples bud .

Nobody should notice;)

kfallon

Big Steve wrote: »

I hope to jaysus that day never comes.

Sitting down in work when it happened! I just had to tell them all, excruciating pain for about 10 seconds

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

And if you think squished nuts are bad wait til you get a cramp in your 'gooch'

What's a gooch?

ScummyMan

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

How old are you pal?

fcuking three years old.

Most normal people have experienced this issue, well males actually.

Little tip of the hand to 'relocate the cluster' is the answer.

learn how to fcuking do it son.

Just before the leg cross, little tip of the fingers under the nutpurse and shift her up to a 'higher plane' so she rests on top of the thighs.

You are clearly a girl and have never experienced this.

cosmicfart

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

How old are you pal?

fcuking three years old.

Most normal people have experienced this issue, well males actually.

Little tip of the hand to 'relocate the cluster' is the answer.

learn how to fcuking do it son.

Just before the leg cross, little tip of the fingers under the nutpurse and shift her up to a 'higher plane' so she rests on top of the thighs.

Fucking simples bud .

Nobody should notice;)

lol yeah what he said man the fúck up

Gannicus

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

How old are you pal?

fcuking three years old.

Most normal people have experienced this issue, well males actually.

Little tip of the hand to 'relocate the cluster' is the answer.

learn how to fcuking do it son.

Just before the leg cross, little tip of the fingers under the nutpurse and shift her up to a 'higher plane' so she rests on top of the thighs.

Fucking simples bud .

Nobody should notice;)

25 and no its never happened before. maybe I've naturally shifted the "cluster" to the front and never noticed before

OutlawPete

It's a trap lads, if you say it hasn't happened you, people will think you've got balls like tic tacs, so just nod and agree.

Oh yeah, tell me about it sure, happens all the time. A real bitch, is when you slam the car door on 'em, real ruiner.

Gannicus

Kiera wrote: »

What's a gooch?

the patch between your hole and you sack

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

What's a gooch?

The male "no man's land"

carefulnow100

Yes, it has happend to me a few times alry!

Painful experience!!

Kiera

Big Steve wrote: »

the patch between your hole and you sack

How the hell do you get a cramp there?

Gannicus

kfallon wrote: »

And if you think squished nuts are bad wait til you get a cramp in your 'gooch'

Kiera wrote: »

How the hell do you get a cramp there?

I have no idea.... ask kfallon

kfallon

Apparently it's never happened to this guy :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjtJZIiks7Y

:pac:

FlutterinBantam

Big Steve wrote: »

the patch between your hole and you sack

No son, that's the 'Biffer's bridge' .

The gooch is the sweaty pulpy set of meaty flappage forward of the female cackhole.

Usually fairly swampy and twitching when aroused.

Kiera

Big Steve wrote: »

I have no idea.... ask kfallon

No thanks. He'll make me stick my finger somewhere for the answer

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

How the hell do you get a cramp there?

When you are a finely tuned athlete like myself it can happen, cramps occur everywhere :pac:

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

No thanks. He'll make me stick my finger somewhere for the answer

Yeah but you love giving that 'answer' :pac:

W.Shakes-Beer

I only ever got a cramp in the gooch area once, when I had a winter bug and barfed so hard that every muscle in my body cramped, including my gooch apparently, not pleasant.

Gannicus

kfallon wrote: »

Apparently it's never happened to this guy :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjtJZIiks7Y

I can't believe your man cupped them at the end that is just wrong bro.

HazDanz

The absolute pain of it. It happened to me three weeks ago for the first time. It was due to wearing underwear that were too small for me cause i was doing a full wash and I sat down for a cuppa and... Well you can imagine what happened. Never letting that situation occur again

Storminateacup

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No son, that's the 'Biffer's bridge' .

The gooch is the sweaty pulpy set of meaty flappage forward of the female cackhole.

Usually fairly swampy and twitching when aroused.

You make me sick.

FlutterinBantam

Storminateacup wrote: »

You make me sick.

Sorry !

Your siggie tells me I was out of order in your situation.

Can I apologise to you and wish you every success in your upcoming event.

Genuinely sorry.

shrubs

Yes it happens more regularly than I would like....so painful ya'd feel like throwing up!

alwaysadub

shrubs wrote: »

Yes it happens more regularly than I would like....so painful ya'd feel like throwing up!

Would you not think of being a bit more careful sitting down then?

Big Nasty

Without meaning to sound like I caught teh ghey with a name like 'Big Steeve' what the fcuk do you expect!?! :eek:

Alter-Ego

Short sharp shock followed by a dull, dull pain. Never nice. My thoughts go out to the OP at this time.

shrubs

alwaysadub wrote: »

Would you not think of being a bit more careful sitting down then?

Ya'd think I would but ya do forget until it's too late!

cesc77

Here,why are the misters in such a vulnerable position anyway?

Surely evolution would have shifted the lads to a better place than its current residence.

Why not on your thigh or the middle of your back.

My "friend"must be a leap ahead(pun intended:pac:) ...err ...of rest of us.He says his err.... love parcel and beans withdraw fully inside the groin until there is a need for it.And when the infantry are needed they just pop out from their bunker and are ready.

FlutterinBantam

cesc77 wrote: »

Here,why are the misters in such a vulnerable position anyway?

Surely evolution would have shifted the lads to a better place than its current residence.

Why not on your thigh or the middle of your back.

My "friend"must be a leap ahead(pun intended:pac:) ...err ...of rest of us.He says his err.... love parcel and beans withdraw fully inside the groin until there is a need for it.And when the infantry are needed they just pop out from their bunker and are ready.

Heat reasons , my friend.

fcukers are extremely affected by temperature changes and are very delicate organs.

The reason the ballsack hangs outside the body is to accommodate this propensity to change to the ambient temperature.

Hence of a hot humid day the ballbag is paper thin and like a set of tomatoes in a Dunne's stores plastic bag.

On a cold frosty day the fcukers are driven up and the ballsack is thick and ridged like the roof of a cat's mouth.

Don't diss the fcukers, you are dealing with very delicate mofos there pal.


Respect your nads.:rolleyes:

Gannicus

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Short sharp shock followed by a dull, dull pain. Never nice. My thoughts go out to the OP at this time.

Cheers man.

kfallon

Still sore?

Kevin Duffy

Surely the few inches between back and front is not the "gooch", but goes by the proper title of "the barse"?

Agricola

Ive never experienced this myself, so I could plausibly be accused of small baggage. I am unable however, to take up a seated position with one leg spanning the other, due to the nutsack becoming crushed under the weight of the upper limb. So maybe Im packing a larger scrotal payload than Im giving myself credit for.


(Emmm, Im no Flutt.... Its an art-form!)

Son Of A Vidic

OutlawPete wrote: »

It's a trap lads, if you say it hasn't happened you, people will think you've got balls like tic tacs, so just nod and agree.

Oh yeah, tell me about it sure, happens all the time. A real bitch, is when you slam the car door on 'em, real ruiner.

Actually speaking of car, that's where it usually happens to me. Hop into the drivers seat and I nearly crush the wayward sacks. Fcuking not a pleasant experience I'll tell ya.