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  • 23-05-2011 2:45pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    "If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a Face lift and a Boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket.

    "Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.

    "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.



    "My point exactly"

    _________________

    The wife stormed indoors, "You bastard, I'll never get rid of that smell."

    "But you said I could do it!" I replied.

    "Like fook I did!" she said.

    "You did. I told you the toilet was blocked and I was desperate."

    "But I told you to go to your mum's round the corner?" she stammered.

    "And I said I didn't think I'd make it and you said, never mind, here's my keys and go in my car!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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