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Sex party as staff reward.

  • 22-05-2011 3:05pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭


    THE world's largest reinsurance company rewarded the success of its sales staff with a sex party filled with prostitutes..........insurance giant Munich Re decided a night of sex was the best way to keep 100 of its top-performing salesmen motivated.

    Now were in a recession n'all, would you give up your bonus if the boss let you pack fudge. Or are you kinda anal about doing it in front of your workmates?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    money is everything, sex not so much but im a woman so I'd rather have
    money it lasts longer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Companies are always finding new ways to **** their workers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    squod wrote: »
    THE world's largest reinsurance company

    Hope everyone double-bagged in that case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Wonder what kind of party the escort company gives to it's best performing hookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Gives a new meaning to being screwed by the insurance company.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 304 ✭✭WhiteRussian


    What food did they have at the party?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Wonder what kind of party the escort company gives to it's best performing hookers.

    They give them very attractive pension plan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    mmmmmmmm fudge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Do they have to pay tax on benefit in kind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    im already looking up their careers page


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    It seemed kind of gross how it was organised.

    It was like a sloppy seconds party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    123balltv wrote: »
    money is everything, sex not so much but im a woman so I'd rather have
    money it lasts longer

    Harsh :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    squod wrote: »
    Now were in a recession n'all, would you give up your bonus if the boss let you pack fudge. Or are you kinda anal about doing it in front of your workmates?

    The pun was the R0XXAR, not the SUXXAR! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    What food did they have at the party?

    Probably finger food.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Rather have the hookers. Taxman can't take them into consideration.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    by the way this happened in 2007, so any complications should have been treated by now.
    Hamburg-Mannheimer International (HMI), now part of the huge Munich Re insurance conglomerate, rented out the historic Gellert Baths in the Hungarian capital and turned it into an "open-air brothel", where it let staff run riot.

    At least 20 prostitutes were hired by HMI top brass for the so-called "incentive trip". According to those present, the women were colour-coded to indicate which men were allowed to have sex with them. Those wearing white ribbons were reserved for "the very best salespeople and executives", said one HMI employee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Those wearing white ribbons were reserved for "the very best salespeople and executives"

    Suppose the ones with the worst sales record were told to go fuck themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Condatis


    123balltv wrote: »
    money is everything, sex not so much but im a woman so I'd rather have
    money it lasts longer

    Well! It's obvious that we haven't yet met.


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