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  • 20-05-2011 9:29pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    Let Professor Stephen Hawking be a lesson and a warning to us all!

    Don’t have sex with Daleks!!
    ___________________________

    Man sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you."

    She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"


    He replies,







    "It's me.............talking to the beer."
    ___________________________


    A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

    She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

    'What's up?' she asks...

    'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

    The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,

    "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

    The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband,tears open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister,totally naked and cowering on the floor.

    'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

    'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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