You know mermaids right...

Doc

Well how do they get pregnant and have babies?

Do they lay eggs the mermen swim/hover above and fertilises. (kind of sounds a bit crap for both partys to me)

Or do they have a secret hidden reproduct part in the tail part and mermen have a secret inny that turns into an outy?

Can they have a child with a non merman or do they have to get legs and stuff first?

Insect Overlord

You see Doc, when a Merman and a Mermaid love each other, they hug in a very special way...

CongoPowers

Seamen!

deathrider

They smell an awful lot like fish.

themadchef

Doc wrote: »

Well how do they get pregnant and have babies?

Do they lay eggs the mermen swim/hover above and fertilises. (kind of sounds a bit crap for both partys to me)

Or do they have a secret hidden reproduct part in the tail part and mermen have a secret inny that turns into an outy?

Can they have a child with a non merman or do they have to get legs and stuff first?

Theoritacally speaking she lays the eggs and the merman shoots the load and job done.

Not very romantic?

Mermaids are hermaphrodites, mermen dont exist as she can change sex to roide a fellow mermaid.

No place for big ermmm "egos" under the sea

laoisforliam

They are actually the reverse of what we traditionally think
Head of Fish Legs of Human

Claasman

they do a '96'. the mermaid rubs her ars.e off the back of the merman's head...

OutlawPete

They get ****ed in the gills by Tom Hanks.

Doc

I knew I should have asked this in the Biology forum...

GavRedKing

Doc wrote: »

I knew I should have asked this in the Biology forum...

Christianity Forum would be a better place to ask IMO.

Leelaa22

themadchef wrote: »

Theoritacally speaking she lays the eggs and the merman shoots the load and job done.

Not very romantic?

Mermaids are hermaphrodites, mermen dont exist as she can change sex to roide a fellow mermaid.

No place for big ermmm "egos" under the sea

That is so not true mermaids are all woman!!!!

phill106

Mermaids aren't real...






Santa told me

Duggy747

I'd be careful of mermaids, if I were you. They have crabs!






Ba-dum-bum............*groan*

Neonjack

Orally.

Topper Harley

Insect Overlord wrote: »

You see Doc, when a Merman and a Mermaid love each other, they hug in a very special way...

But that tends to gloss over the whole handcuffs, 'who's your daddy?' senario.

Kojak

Topper Harley wrote: »

But that tends to gloss over the whole handcuffs, 'who's your daddy?' senario.

But with so many mermen fertilizing the eggs, would they ever know who their daddy was?

what would be the mermaids favourite song for "doing the business"? Surely it would have to be something by aqua??

Leelaa22

saw pirates of the caribbean last night! Mermaids are so cool!!! They have to be out there, they are too cool not to be real.

cml387

Another thing.Before tit tape was invented,how did they get their trailing locks to strategically cover their boobies?

Leelaa22

The water just keeps it there, but not under the water.
Ive done alot of research in this field. Its the main reason my hair is long.
Cant say im not dedicated.

cml387

Leelaa22 wrote: »

The water just keeps it there, but not under the water.
Ive done alot of research in this field. Its the main reason my hair is long.
Cant say im not dedicated.

I've been on tenterhooks all day for answer for this.Mucho gracias.

Mr Freeze

Don't forget about the mermaids with the fish half on top and the lady bottom half.

phill106

Leelaa22 wrote: »

The water just keeps it there, but not under the water.
Ive done alot of research in this field. Its the main reason my hair is long.
Cant say im not dedicated.

If they get droopy though, you will be tripping over your hair! Or them....


gets coat

gypsy_rose

They do it like dolphins do. Well the merman and mermaid do. No idea how mermaids do it...

Trevor451

This reminds me of a episode of Futurama :pac:

McChubbin

Trevor451 wrote: »

This reminds me of a episode of Futurama :pac:

You mean this one?

Leelaa22

phill106 wrote: »

If they get droopy though, you will be tripping over your hair! Or them....


gets coat

Well Im only 22 Im hoping a little bit longer before I start to trip over them.

Barna77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoERSaJubk

cosmicfart

Mermaids.....The sleep with the fishes

Plazaman

Ah the evolutionary question of all time about a Mer.

Is a Merborn or is a Mermade.....



Groan, there must be blood getting into my alcohol system to write something as shít as that. Roll on the weekend.

starling.

They don't reproduce because they don't exist. They're fictional.







Oh my God, I've become... a grown up.

Leelaa22

Of course the exist! don't be silly.

SadieSue

I reckon it would be something similar to the angler fish.

Leelaa22

SadieSue wrote: »

I reckon it would be something similar to the angler fish.

Thats so funny but not very pretty and all mermaids are pretty so I dont think thats how it happens either.

Conor Bourke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrO4cDJxKyw

Some other pertinent Mermaid questions!

efb

Wasn't that the point that mermaids lured lonely horny seamen to their death and the tragedy was they couldn't even get the ride. Ariel was a prick teaser! Eric nailed her something rotten tho on land...

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aDK6tOwF68

viclemronny

Insect Overlord wrote: »

You see Doc, when a Merman and a Mermaid love each other,...and are married!, they hug in a very special way...

FYP

Leelaa22

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrO4cDJxKyw

Some other pertinent Mermaid questions!

Love them and love that song.

Conor Bourke

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Love them and love that song.

When Jemaine says "Half a sixy fush" it cracks me up so much, I don't know why I find it so funny though :pac:

Leelaa22

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

When Jemaine says "Half a sixy fush" it cracks me up so much, I don't know why I find it so funny though :pac:

because you know its true, the are sixy fushes.
Also just back from seeing pirates of the caribbean (the movie is ok but it has Johnny Depp, pirates and mermaids) and Im more convinced than ever mermaids exist and walk among us... not in ireland though, it rains too much here... but else where

Tayla

I always wanted to be a mermaid

cml387

Leelaa22 wrote: »

mermaids exist and walk among us

Don't think so love

Leelaa22

cml387 wrote: »

Don't think so love

they do... just not in ireland