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Queen passes fitness test

  • 19-05-2011 1:16pm
    #1
    kevin99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭


    The Queen underwent a rigorous workout before breakfast today on her bruised elbow following her meeting with former GAA President, Nicky Brennan.

    Brennan grabbed the Monarch by the elbow during her historic visit to Croke Park, scene of the original Bloody Sunday massacre. The British Army, Black & Tans and Dublin Metropolitan police entered the GAA HQ and opened fire on fans attending a fundraising match.

    Fourteen fans were shot dead. The attack was in retailiation for the murders earlier that Sunday by Michael Collins and his men of British security personnel based in Dublin. Collins' men shot the men in cold blood.

    Meanwhile, the Queen's elbow responded positively to intensive treatment following the vicegrips holding her elbow rigid. She was later deemed to be able to hold her cup of tea, and to pick up a slice of toast with the help of her two ladies in waiting.

    The bogger Brennan was unavailable for comment but is understood to be in hiding fearing retaliation.


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  • #2
    flogen
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    Is this supposed to be satire or something? Locked.


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