Strange things going on between the dog and the cat

thehairyelbow

Evening all. I share the house with a dog and a cat. Both female. From time to time the dog, a yorkshire terrier, mounts the cat and bangs away like a mad thing. It's priceless to watch. in a cheap thrill, hope no one walks in, kind of a way. Is this common though? Is inter species lesbianism only confined to my gaff? Could I make a few quid outa it? Have any of you guys out there got similar stuff going on with your pets?

The King of Moo

Has the dog been spayed? Happens a lot with female dogs who are, apparently, mine did a lot. Often start pi**ing while lifting their leg too.

starbelgrade

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Evening all. I share the house with a dog and a cat. Both female. From time to time the dog, a yorkshire terrier, mounts the cat and bangs away like a mad thing. It's priceless to watch. in a cheap thrill, hope no one walks in, kind of a way. Is this common though? Is inter species lesbianism only confined to my gaff? Could I make a few quid outa it? Have any of you guys out there got similar stuff going on with your pets?

Fucking hell.

Please don't tell me you fap to that.

MistyCheese

Dogs and cats are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

thehairyelbow

The King of Moo wrote: »

Has the dog been spayed? Happens a lot with female dogs who are, apparently, mine did a lot. Often start pi**ing while lifting their leg too.

Sorry, should have mentioned that. Both have been spayed.

The King of Moo

Get a mouse.

An old-fashioned Southern U.S black stereotype.

A camera.


Now you've got Tom and Jerry porn. There has to be a market for it out there.

Enjoy.

thehairyelbow

starbelgrade wrote: »

Fucking hell.

Please don't tell me you fap to that.

eehhhh, is that a bad thing??????????

admiralofthefleet

bucket of ice water nice time op

peasant

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Evening all. I share the house with a dog and a cat. Both female. From time to time the dog, a yorkshire terrier, mounts the cat and bangs away like a mad thing. It's priceless to watch. in a cheap thrill, hope no one walks in, kind of a way. Is this common though? Is inter species lesbianism only confined to my gaff? Could I make a few quid outa it? Have any of you guys out there got similar stuff going on with your pets?

non AH answer:

It's a dominance thing ...your dog showing your cat who's boss.
Your job is to stop it and show both of them who really is.

AH answer:

It's their way of telling you that what they really want for Christmas is a strap-on

thehairyelbow

peasant wrote: »

non AH answer:

It's a dominance thing ...your dog showing your cat who's boss.
Your job is to stop it and show both of them who really is.

AH answer:

It's their way of telling you that what they really want for Christmas is a strap-on

Like the AH answer better.

KeithM89_old

Chuck a billy goat in there, film it and you have some great fetish porno.

(send me the vid btw)

deathrider

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

Doyler92

In roughy 9 months or whatever it is in animal terms you will have what they call a 'dat' or a 'cog'.

Mrs Garth Brooks

There's a male cat and a female dog at home. Both of them have been neutered. The cat often sucks on the dog's nipples. He loves it too as he always licks his lips afterwards. I dont know why as there's no milk in her. He just likes sucking. Are they weird?

easyeason3

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

There's a male cat and a female dog at home. Both of them have been neutered. The cat often sucks on the dog's nipples. He loves it too as he always licks his lips afterwards. I dont know why as there's no milk in her. He just likes sucking. Are they weird?

That is easily one of the most disturbing things I have read on AH in a while.

thehairyelbow

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

There's a male cat and a female dog at home. Both of them have been neutered. The cat often sucks on the dog's nipples. He loves it too as he always licks his lips afterwards. I dont know why as there's no milk in her. He just likes sucking. Are they weird?

Jesus.... is there a market out there for pet porn?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

As long as no one's eating shrimp, I fail to see the problem with interspecieshomosexuality.

The King of Moo

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

There's a male cat and a female dog at home. Both of them have been neutered. The cat often sucks on the dog's nipples. He loves it too as he always licks his lips afterwards. I dont know why as there's no milk in her. He just likes sucking. Are they weird?

I can't say if they're weird as it's International Anti-Homophobia/Transphobia Day today.

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Mrs Garth Brooks

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Jesus.... is there a market out there for pet porn?

I'l sell you the video. It's kind of cute.

Ghandee

Funniest thread in ages guys, seriously:D
Even if some answers given sound suspiciously too planned out!:cool:

The King of Moo

Ghandee wrote: »

Funniest thread in ages guys, seriously:D
Even if some answers given sound suspiciously too planned out!:cool:[/QU#

My post on [INSERT THREAD NAME HERE] was not planned out, you [INSERT INSULTING NAME HERE]!!

ArtyM

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Jesus.... is there a market out there for pet porn?

Are you kidding?
Its a niche market but the subniches are endless - old/young pet porn, fat pet porn, costume pet porn, dead pet porn, sleeping pet porn, teen pet porn, interracial pet porn, interspecies pet porn...

Mrs Garth Brooks

My two are really cute, if you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6HSOzLNCo

The King of Moo

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My two are really cute, if you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6HSOzLNCo

I give it ten minutes till that video gets a disturbing comment from a frenzied furry.
It's a guarantee with youtube.

thehairyelbow

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My two are really cute, if you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6HSOzLNCo

mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................

ArtyM

There was a very popular pornstar in the 80s called Tabatha Cash(apparently) - you could piggyback(phnarr phnarr) on that name and market your pu**y(Giggidy Giggidy) as Tabatha Cat.

vampire of kilmainham

MistyCheese wrote: »

Dogs and cats are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

the trouble with scotland is that it is full of scots

vampire of kilmainham

should of gone to specsavers

vampire of kilmainham

peasant wrote: »

non AH answer:

It's a dominance thing ...your dog showing your cat who's boss.
Your job is to stop it and show both of them who really is.

AH answer:

It's their way of telling you that what they really want for Christmas is a strap-on

a strapadicktome

Chuck Stone

thehairyelbow wrote: »

I share the house with a dog and a cat. Both female. From time to time I mount the dog, a yorkshire terrier and bang away like a mad thing. It's a cheap thrill, in a hope no one walks in, kind of a way. Is this common though? Is inter species lesbianism only confined to my gaff? Could I make a few quid outa it? Have any of you guys out there got similar stuff going on with your pets?

WFT? :eek:

jill_valentine

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

There's a male cat and a female dog at home. Both of them have been neutered. The cat often sucks on the dog's nipples. He loves it too as he always licks his lips afterwards. I dont know why as there's no milk in her. He just likes sucking. Are they weird?

I am not alright with this concept at all. Ewwwwwwww.

hondasam

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My two are really cute, if you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6HSOzLNCo

why did I open that :eek:

Mrs Garth Brooks

hondasam wrote: »

why did I open that :eek:

Cause it's a great video. Well, a cute video

thehairyelbow

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Cause it's a great video. Well, a cute video

It sucks......:D

thehairyelbow

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Evening all. I share the house with a dog and a cat. Both female. From time to time the dog, a yorkshire terrier, mounts the cat and bangs away like a mad thing.

Christ man do you not know what that means? Get out of the house now. Go... do not stop for anything personal... just run. If you can set the house alight on the way out do it. Any kids leave them... it is already too late for them now.... its more humane this way.....

smurfy89

That's definitely not cute... really creepy!

Looks like the cat is giving a lickout. Disturbing stuff

popebenny16

peasant wrote: »

non AH answer:

It's a dominance thing ...your dog showing your cat who's boss.
Your job is to stop it and show both of them who really is.

which means get down and hump both of them yourself - you are the boss!!

Jaxxy

I wouldn't worry about it, all dogs are bisexual and they'll hump anything.

barone

you have a transpeciesgender yorkshire terrier who thinks he's a tom cat inside a dogs body, he needs surgey in bulgaria to free him from his ugly host and be set free



its the only way

Wetbench4

This thread is gold

Mr Benevolent

Is it interbestiality if a cat and dog have sex?

Witchie

That video was disturbing! Yuck.