Stuff you never see a woman do

whiteonion · 17-05-2011 05:21PM #1

I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?

kfallon · 17-05-2011 05:23PM

Never seen a woman scratch her balls either!

Oh wait, The Crying Game...... :eek:

thehairyelbow · 17-05-2011 05:23PM

mmmm..... this could be dangerous!

Kiera · 17-05-2011 05:24PM

whiteonion wrote: »

I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?

Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 17-05-2011 05:24PM

Fart.

dark crystal · 17-05-2011 05:24PM

I can change a car tyre and have done so for friends and family members who couldn't (including men).

Have shovelled snow from my front path, but never from my roof - why would anyone want to shovel snow off their roof anyway??

hondasam · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

If you haven't seen it then it must never happen.

Ps I can change a tyre.

AnonoBoy · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

whiteonion wrote: »

I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?

Maybe you should hang out with women a bit more? I know plenty of women who change car tyres.

And I've never seen anyone shovelling snow off a roof I don't think, I tend not to look up much.

whiteonion · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

Kiera wrote: »

Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?

No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.

bicardi19 · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

you don't get out enough!!

TeddyTedson · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

fart in someones face.

thehairyelbow · 17-05-2011 05:25PM

Kiera wrote: »

Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?

I have a pet giraffe that's more than capable of doing the above and more.

Gunsfortoys · 17-05-2011 05:26PM

Parallel park.

orourkeda · 17-05-2011 05:26PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

fart in someones face.

You need to watch some brazilian fart porn

hondasam · 17-05-2011 05:26PM

whiteonion wrote: »

No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.

I would not take it to a garage, because the tyre is flat.

I would ring the AA.

whiteonion · 17-05-2011 05:26PM

dark crystal wrote: »

I can change a car tyre and have done so for friends and family members who couldn't (including men).

Have shovelled snow from my front path, but never from my roof - why would anyone want to shovel snow off their roof anyway??

I come from a country where we sometimes get up to a metre or more of snow, therefore if your roof is fairly flat you will need to shovel some snow off the roof to make sure that the roof doesn't collapse from all the snow.

Kiera · 17-05-2011 05:27PM

whiteonion wrote: »

No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.

You're being silly now.

bonerm · 17-05-2011 05:27PM

Do a 24 hour sponsored silence.

BBDBB · 17-05-2011 05:27PM

baz2009 wrote: »

Fart.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

fart in someones face.

fart

smell their own

and tell people about how bad it smelled in a really proud way

hondasam · 17-05-2011 05:28PM

This is a good laugh, get away from the Queen thread for awhile.

Lapin · 17-05-2011 05:28PM

I've never seen a woman give birth, but I believe some of them have been known to do so from time to time.

Kiera · 17-05-2011 05:28PM

thehairyelbow wrote: »

I have a pet giraffe that's more than capable of doing the above and more.

My giraffe challenges your giraffe to a tyre changing competition!

BBDBB · 17-05-2011 05:28PM

complain

kfallon · 17-05-2011 05:29PM

Never seen a woman give a sneaky finger......but I've felt it :pac:

Dublinstiofán · 17-05-2011 05:29PM

Offer to pay the bill

hondasam · 17-05-2011 05:29PM

Lapin wrote: »

I've never seen a woman give birth, but I believe some of them have been known to do so from time to time.

would you like to see a woman give birth ?

would you wait outside?

thehairyelbow · 17-05-2011 05:29PM

Kiera wrote: »

My giraffe challenges your giraffe to a tyre changing competition!

You're on.

hondasam · 17-05-2011 05:29PM

kfallon wrote: »

Never seen a woman give a sneaky finger......but I've felt it :pac:

stop it now

bicardi19 · 17-05-2011 05:30PM

I seen a women give birth and change a tyre at the same time.

kfallon · 17-05-2011 05:31PM

bicardi19 wrote: »

I seen a women give birth and change a end up with a spare tyre at the same time.

FYP!

Lapin · 17-05-2011 05:32PM

hondasam wrote: »

would you like to see a woman give birth ?

Ready if you are. :pac:

Stuff you never see a woman do

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