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Stuff you never see a woman do

  • 17-05-2011 4:21pm
    #1
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭


    I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?


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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Never seen a woman scratch her balls either!









































    Oh wait, The Crying Game...... :eek:


  • #3
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    mmmm..... this could be dangerous!


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?

    Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?


  • #5
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Fart.


  • #6
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I can change a car tyre and have done so for friends and family members who couldn't (including men).

    Have shovelled snow from my front path, but never from my roof - why would anyone want to shovel snow off their roof anyway??


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    If you haven't seen it then it must never happen.

    Ps I can change a tyre.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    whiteonion wrote: »
    I have never seen a woman change a car tyre, I have never seen a woman shoveling snow off a roof. Can you think of anything else? Why don't women do these things?

    Maybe you should hang out with women a bit more? I know plenty of women who change car tyres.

    And I've never seen anyone shovelling snow off a roof I don't think, I tend not to look up much.


  • #9
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    Kiera wrote: »
    Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?

    No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.


  • #10
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    you don't get out enough!!


  • #11
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    fart in someones face.


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  • #12
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Kiera wrote: »
    Have you seen a kid, dog, giraffe do any of the above?
    I have a pet giraffe that's more than capable of doing the above and more.


  • #13
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Parallel park.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    fart in someones face.

    You need to watch some brazilian fart porn


  • #15
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    whiteonion wrote: »
    No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.

    I would not take it to a garage, because the tyre is flat.

    I would ring the AA.


  • #16
    whiteonion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭whiteonion


    dark crystal wrote: »
    I can change a car tyre and have done so for friends and family members who couldn't (including men).

    Have shovelled snow from my front path, but never from my roof - why would anyone want to shovel snow off their roof anyway??

    I come from a country where we sometimes get up to a metre or more of snow, therefore if your roof is fairly flat you will need to shovel some snow off the roof to make sure that the roof doesn't collapse from all the snow.


  • #17
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    whiteonion wrote: »
    No, but why should only men change tyres on their cars? Why do women need to take it to a garage? It's not very complicated.

    You're being silly now.


  • #18
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Do a 24 hour sponsored silence.


  • #19
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Fart.
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    fart in someones face.


    fart


    smell their own


    and tell people about how bad it smelled in a really proud way


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    This is a good laugh, get away from the Queen thread for awhile.


  • #21
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I've never seen a woman give birth, but I believe some of them have been known to do so from time to time.


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  • #22
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    thehairyelbow wrote: »
    I have a pet giraffe that's more than capable of doing the above and more.

    My giraffe challenges your giraffe to a tyre changing competition!


  • #23
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    complain


  • #24
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Never seen a woman give a sneaky finger......but I've felt it :pac:


  • #25
    Dublinstiofán
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭Dublinstiofán


    Offer to pay the bill :D


  • #26
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Lapin wrote: »
    I've never seen a woman give birth, but I believe some of them have been known to do so from time to time.

    would you like to see a woman give birth ?

    would you wait outside?


  • #27
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Kiera wrote: »
    My giraffe challenges your giraffe to a tyre changing competition!
    You're on.


  • #28
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    Never seen a woman give a sneaky finger......but I've felt it :pac:

    stop it now


  • #29
    bicardi19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    I seen a women give birth and change a tyre at the same time.


  • #30
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    I seen a women give birth and change a end up with a spare tyre at the same time.

    FYP!


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  • #31
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    hondasam wrote: »
    would you like to see a woman give birth ?

    Ready if you are. :pac:


  • #32
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    write their name in the snow....................without a template


  • #33
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Pay for stuff.


  • #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    Parallel park.

    I can do that very well.

    most of the time.


  • #35
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Thread fail.

    OP banned.


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