Things you did to avoid standing up.

holystungun9

Saw the other thread about getting off school and didn't apply to me. It was made clear to me that I would be rolled in in my coffin if it came to it.
What did apply to me and every other normally functioning chap here is the ol', 'Please God don't leave the teacher ask me to stand up because I have an erection on me that would bate an ass into a quarry'.
The one time I almost got caught was in 6th year Biz Org (I know, all those erections but only called on it once), I was day-dreaming/riding and the teacher spotted me and asked me up to the top of the class to do a brief summary of what he was on about. After some humming and hawing, I couldn't avoid it any longer. So as i get up, I have a tragic 'accident', 'twisting' my ankle and banging my knee against the desk. I'm sure the acting was up there with Thunderbirds but I stayed on the floor till erection went. Mission accomplished.
So what have you done/thought about to make it go away in a hurry to avoid an awkward/embarrassing situation. Any guaranteed fixes. And ladies, feel free to chip in too :eek:

YFlyer

Think of mary harney

orourkeda

Had a ****

Mr Benevolent

holystungun9 wrote: »

And ladies trannies, feel free to chip in too :eek:

FYP

Doyler92

I sat down because I'm a fearless b*stard.

chin_grin

Polished it off first. WARP-****!

For Forks Sake

joined Eirigi

orourkeda

For Forks Sake wrote: »

joined Eirigi

Surely that adds inches to your mickey

Viper_JB

Flight and a few pain killers generally do the job...

orourkeda

Viper_JB wrote: »

Flight and a few pain killers generally do the job...

Alright Neil. Hows your bollix

TPD

YFlyer wrote: »

Think of mary harney

That photoshopped pic of her in a bikini and Ahern there with the title 'P.D. Woman' or something, that's actually the image I visualise when I need to lose an erection sharpish. Works, too.

YFlyer

I'm afraid to look for that picture

Alter-Ego

Just tuck it in under your belt...

kfallon

I pretended I was taking a dump :pac:

vampire of kilmainham

a mhuintoir an bhuail cead agam duil amach go dti an leithreis
mar ta ruid aigin mi ceirt isteach i mo bristai:D

MistyCheese

Became a woman, therefore eradicating the problem forever! Mwahahaha!

Of course now I spend €300 a month on stupid laydee things like shampoo, deodorant and carpet cleaner. Plus I seem to have an inexplicable attraction to shoes.

Still worth it though.

holystungun9

kfallon wrote: »

I pretended I was taking a dump :pac:

You were pretending the bulge at the FRONT of your pants was a log?? Some sort of out the backside, between the legs, up one side of your balls and pushing out the front Clonakilty Pudding style monster. I would rather ask the teacher to just check out my boner that say I filled my pants with some sort of donkey leg shaped poo.

Oh_Noes

It was considered "mad" in our class to stand up with a boner so we egged each other on and ended up bonerstanding quite a lot. We had a couple of hot teachers so it was a frequent occurance. Like farting as loud as you can and immediately blaming the guy beside you.

Usually the intercom was the best one because you'd be caught completely off guard and if the teacher was particularly hot that day we'd all be in the same boat. We were like a union of immature teenage lads very focused on our farting/boner agenda. I literally went home everyday with sore sides from laughing. Those were the days

Dangerous Man

I tried to reason with the thing. I am a man. Isn't my brain supposed to be in my penis?

2 stroke

Feck sake, grow a pair. Why would anyone be embarassed to have a boner. Soon enough you'll be embarassed at not getting one when you need it.