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Couple Of Funnies

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  • 17-05-2011 2:27pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    In an effort to be more slutty, the missus told me to sit back and watch, as she shoved a lollipop up her pu55y and started masturbating.


    I said "Thats lovely darling, but wont you need that tomorrow to help get those children across the road?

    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.

    1st kid says "My dad's so scared, when lightening strikes he hides under the bed."

    2nd kid laughs and replies, "Yeah that's nothing! My dad's such a wimp that when my
    mum works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

    "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

    The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"


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