THE QUEEN IS COMING

Squarewave

make haste!

Yes. You heard, right!
The Queen (pictured above in happier times) is coming to Ireland to spread her unique views on love, peace, war, peace and love.

History: The Queen (full title: Her Royale Queen Supreme Forth Right MC) was born during the 1920s, the daughter of a poor Cumbrian Ox herder and his pleasant peasant wife. She grew up on a in a farm. The Queen has referred to these years as her "early years". With her quick wit and dazzling teeth she quickly rose the social ascendancy to become Queen. In 193something she caused world War II by marrying a German. Since then she met the Beatles and gave Bob Geldof a medal or something.

Squarewave

The Queen in her best hat.

Meeting the Queen: During the visit every Irish citizen will be given a chance to meet the queen and ask her a wish. When your time comes there are a few things you should remember.

1: Don't approach the Queen from behind and tickle her back. She won't appreciate this.
2: Do ask her what her favourite Queen song is. She loves that.
3: DON'T sneeze in her face. Why would you do that?! You wouldn't do it to anyone else, would you..? I mean, I really shouldn't have to tell you not to do that..
4: Don't ask her back to your place. She WILL accept.
5: ????
6: PROFIT!
7: ..
8: Oh, be careful when you are near the Queen. Some people will want her to blow up because she wants to invade Ireland and take our postboxes, and also because she is full of gold.

Storminateacup

OMG NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STUPID INBRED WHORE I WOULDNT EVEN WASTE A BULLET ON HER

everywhere we turn its the queen this the queen that **** the queen the queen is great i hope she dies, youre a bigotted cavewoman.

the queen is a scumbag. facebook, the internet, the sh itty tabloids i read, the tv, EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM DOWN ABOUT THE STUPID BITCH

sick of hearing about her.

randylonghorn

Well, that was definitely a storm in a teacup! 0_o

Sarky

I hear that if you say the Queen's name 3 times in front of a mirror while injecting Darjeeling into your eyeballs, she appears and gives you a knighthood. And then absolutely horrible oral sex.

Squarewave

The Queen trying her best to fit in.

The Queen came today. As was widely speculated, she wore a hat. The Queen keeps the secrets of the future in her hat. If you can trick her hat into falling off the secrets will be yours!

FUNFACTS:!: The Queen has a fear of calculators. Her favourite element is germanium. Her favourite smell is mackerel. Her favourite tv programme is Ceefax.[END_FUNFACTS]

Sarky

She was the third Blues Brother.

Storminateacup

yo-- see that trick boundin off the plane lookin like an aer lingus airhostess?

i was very shammed. just lookin at her.

Shiminay

In other news, the secret plan to flush out all those Éirígítards has worked perfectly. HRH Queen Elizabeth has said that she's been delighted to be able to help the Gardaí with their sting operation and she hopes that they give them what for in the holding cells.

Storminateacup

give them what for with her incredibly large penis. the joys of being inbred... you can be a his n hers.

Sarky

Having an enormous penis is what life's all about.

Sunnyisland

All hail our glorious queen :-)

Thomas828

Wiki: Eilís II na Ríochta Aontaithe

Is í Eilís II, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor, (a rugadh ar 21 Aibreán 1926)

This is from Wikipedia's Irish page

Lapin

Roscommon, Tuesday.

Private visit.

sNarah

Well now, everybody knows that Roscommon is THE place to be. For shizzle like.

Storminateacup

Roscommon, when your mothers also your uncle.



All inbred hermaphrodites.


Next door to westmeath though, what could you expect.

2 stroke

Lapin wrote: »

Roscommon, Tuesday.

Private visit.

Take that link down. Nobody wants to watch a roscommon man sharing a sheep.