Wtf will I do for Summer?

ciano1

After just walking out of my last exam for the college year, it has just hit me that I have 3 months ahead of me where I have f*ck all to to.

I am unemployed with little chance of getting a job (Recession etc) totally broke so that rules out any sort of travel and theres only so much fapping and Football manager that a one guy can take.
It's 2011 so theres no footie on Telly, Plus I hate people in general so that rules out any sort of volunteer work. :P

So I'm asking you AH, what the fúck am I supposed to do with myself for the next 3 months???

Biggins

Volunteer work that involves animals?
Pick a good one and it could be a credit to your cv.

The King of Moo

Create and foster threads about dole scroungers and blasting people with piss.
That'll keep you busy round here.

Dennis the Stone

http://i.imgur.com/n18JL.png

Iron Hide

ciano1 wrote: »

After just walking out of my last exam for the college year, it has just hit me that I have 3 months ahead of me where I have f*ck all to to.

I am unemployed with little chance of getting a job (Recession etc) totally broke so that rules out any sort of travel and theres only so much fapping and Football manager that a one guy can take.
It's 2011 so theres no footie on Telly, Plus I hate people in general so that rules out any sort of volunteer work.

So I'm asking you AH, what the fúck am I supposed to do with myself for the next 3 months???

Get off yer arse and look, never know what'll turn up.

bonerm

Copa America starts 1/7.

Til then collect stamps.

cherryghost

Make some cooked foodz and sell them in stalls at markets etc

Marty McFly

Join an astro team? Start jogging? Get fit in general thatll kill a bit of time.

OMG Its EoinD

The King of Moo wrote: »

Create and foster threads about dole scroungers and blasting people with piss.
That'll keep you busy round here.

Don't forget bashing the public sector and about how the previous government ****** us.

The King of Moo

Solve mysteries.

In a van.

Caoimhín

If you are a pretty young lady, come work for me, you can be my personal assistant.

If you are a lad? fecked if i care.

18AD

Learn how to astral travel. Real world travel is overrated.

Learn to juggle, cook, garden, dance, draw.

Take up a martial art, running, meditation.

Read lots of books. Join/start a raeding group.

There's loads you can do for free.

Biggins

You could write to the English royal family and offer to look after their horses.
I would offer the tip that you say you would like to start with Camilla.

ciano1

Biggins wrote: »

You could write to the English royal family and offer to look after their horses.
I would offer the tip that you say you would like to start with Camilla.

I'd prefer to break in Pippa first :cool:

Biggins

ciano1 wrote: »

I'd prefer to break in Pippa first :cool:

Join the long queue then. :cool:

ejmaztec

Sell your arse up the mart.

Pighead

Come round to Pighead's house and we can work on Ireland''s entry for next years Eurovision. We'll call ourselves Pigano and our song shall end wars and bring Europe together as one.

pablomakaveli

ciano1 wrote: »

After just walking out of my last exam for the college year, it has just hit me that I have 3 months ahead of me where I have f*ck all to to.

I am unemployed with little chance of getting a job (Recession etc) totally broke so that rules out any sort of travel and theres only so much fapping and Football manager that a one guy can take.
It's 2011 so theres no footie on Telly, Plus I hate people in general so that rules out any sort of volunteer work. :P

So I'm asking you AH, what the fúck am I supposed to do with myself for the next 3 months???

How about trying to find a way to combine Football Manager and fapping into the worlds most awesome game and call it Fap Manager.

The King of Moo

pablomakaveli wrote: »

How about trying to find a way to combine Football Manager and fapping into the worlds most awesome game and call it Fap Manager.

Once you've done that, you can then move on to Danger Fap Managing, wherein you Fap Manage while lying horizontal in public places while trying not to get caught.

Saila

yore ma

Chris P. Bacon

Go camping around Ireland,bring a fishing rod,that would make my summer anyway

Dyr

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Go camping around Ireland,bring a fishing rod

could he not just use tentpoles?

mariaf24

ciano1 wrote: »

After just walking out of my last exam for the college year, it has just hit me that I have 3 months ahead of me where I have f*ck all to to.

I am unemployed with little chance of getting a job (Recession etc) totally broke so that rules out any sort of travel and theres only so much fapping and Football manager that a one guy can take.
It's 2011 so theres no footie on Telly, Plus I hate people in general so that rules out any sort of volunteer work. :P

So I'm asking you AH, what the fúck am I supposed to do with myself for the next 3 months???

Ask for work experience in a job related to your studies. It will be great experience, you will stand out and make your name known. May lead to possible employment in the future!

Volunteer - animals, homeless etc etc. Obviously will benefit those in need but will sit very nicely on your CV

Give half price grinds to exam secondary school students depending on what you're studying?

pablomakaveli

The King of Moo wrote: »

Once you've done that, you can then move on to Danger Fap Managing, wherein you Fap Manage while lying horizontal in public places while trying not to get caught.

We can even use this achievement list.

mariaf24

You hate people in general lol :pac: maybe give the homeless a skip so!

Saila

grow an imagination, use it
?????
profit

Chris P. Bacon

Bambi wrote: »

could he not just use tentpoles?

Yes of course, they come with the tent,but the fishing rod is to catch fish.

Dangerous Man

Sit down for an hour in quiet with a piece of paper, a pen, and a calendar. Have a think about where you'd like to be in a few years time - what skills you'd like to have, languages you'd like to learn, books you'd like to read, etc. Then, look at the calendar and see how much of that time you can allot to actually going about getting a good start at those objectives.

For example, let's say you want to learn to play guitar. In three months, with about half-an-hour's good practice every day, you'll be able to play literally thousands of songs. You'll make yourself into quite the hit at little get-togethers / beach parties etc.

What you'll probably do is just sit on your hole with the curtains closed during the day, skulling cup of tea after cup of tea with your playstation. I know that's what I'd do if I were unemployed. It's very demotivating.

But best of luck with it.