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Beat that - warning peurile content.

  • 16-05-2011 02:11PM
    #1
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭


    I just farted and the smoke alarm went off. I am taking full credit even though it is a faulty alarm that has been acting up in the last few days.
    Beat that AHers!



    oh and...... THE QUEEN, rabble rabble rabble


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  • #2
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,516 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Achievement unlocked


  • #3
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I once lit my fart on fire and achieved a glorious blue flame that took one too many pats to put out :(

    Ladies, please, contain your orgasms.


  • #4
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    the smoke alarm went off????
    i find it hard to believe it was your fart. you are going to have to supply more evidence proving it was infact your fart and not an external aspect.
    such as pictures.


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I see what happened here you farted, the cat bolted and knocked the chip pan over


  • #6
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon!


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I once lit my fart on fire and achieved a glorious blue flame that took one too many pats to put out :(

    Ladies, please, contain your orgasms.

    Did the blue flame curl up your gooch and gently heat the underside of your ballsack?


  • #8
    cocokay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭cocokay


    jesus i am roaring at my desk in work :D (ay'm a laydee)


  • #9
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    kfallon wrote: »
    Did the blue flame curl up your gooch and gently heat the underside of your ballsack?

    The stench of burnt balls was rife around the dinner table, the GF's parents were horrified.


  • #10
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    anyone know why 1/2 of AH closed threads dont end up in the nest :confused:


  • #11
    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    ArtyM wrote: »
    I just farted and the smoke alarm went off. I am taking full credit even though it is a faulty alarm that has been acting up in the last few days.
    Beat that AHers!



    oh and...... THE QUEEN, rabble rabble rabble

    Why make up stories...This never happened.

    Smoke alarms have either a heat or a smoke dector inside them..Stop lying and do something productive with your day..


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  • #12
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Man alive, there are men alive in here.


  • #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *tosses match into room of farty posters*


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