What would you put in a time capsule that was to be opened in 200 years?

iamstop

Limited to the size of a normal sized Pringles can.

I'd put in:
Front page of a broadsheet and a tabloid
Bus ticket
Gig ticket
Cinema ticket
Coins
A 45 clip
A pencil
A rubber

ejmaztec

Pringles

Chuck Stone

Explosives.

Caoimhín

Bertie Ahern.

FatherLen

a smaller time capsule...

Doctor_Socks

Photo of Marty Morrissey

Mr Benevolent

€20. Just to see their reaction when they see a worthless piece of of currency that went out of circulation 195 years ago.

Mark200

A picture of me burning fossil fuels!

rednik

Jedward, they are way before their time.

Guill

Bottle of wine.
An unused stamp
Some toy in original packaging
Todays paper
H1N1

I'd put myself in there, completely buck naked, covered in feathers and I might glue a horn to my forehead. I'm pretty sure that would confuse the feck out of some archaeologists.

The King of Moo

Both dinosaur and caveman bones, one of the crystal skull props from the latest Indiana Jones film, and a hoverboard prop from Back to the Future. Mess with the future people a bit, why not?

Sanjuro

This-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGvGTA_EfF4

The King of Moo

Also a variety of photos of me photoshopped with world leaders with a burger king crown on my head, and a screenshot of my Boards profile.
And a crazy frog plush toy.

Claasman

Argos catalogue

kfallon

A big hangover fart!

chin_grin

kfallon wrote: »

A big hangover fart!

:eek:

I was about to post this! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

gent9662

Your ma!

chin_grin

dclane wrote: »

Your ma!

Blended?

Guill

dclane wrote: »

Your ma!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh yea, we need to do the meme thing!




blast Fill it with Piss!

Etc etc......

lastlaugh

Me.

Frozen.

old_aussie

The koran and the bible.

Joe10000

A photo of the mancs celebrating their 19th and last league title.

holystungun9

Borat's mankini. Also a pair of ugg boots.

deisedave

Joe10000 wrote: »

A photo of the mancs celebrating their 19th and last league title.

People were saying back in August we would never win again :D
There will be many more.:cool:

DrumSteve

Miniture American flags and abortions.

For everyone.

Duggy747

Cannisters containing Hydrochloric acid that are primed to detonate when the capsule is opened....


....and maybe a 28k Modem.......and a picture of hipsters to show how daft their "style" is compared to sleek, glittery silver one-piece suits they'll have in the future.

The King of Moo

The original Star Wars trilogy dvd's inside a The World at War box.

Savage Tyrant

A Jedward CD, and the front page of the Newspaper that called them "Heroes"

LordSutch

A mobile phone (inc charger) with a 4 Gig micro card stuffed full of all kinds of media, pictures of the family, a CD album collection, video clips of your house + public transport + pictures from all round the world + all kinds of relavent things that will be of interest to those who open the container in 200 years time! the front pages of todays papers, Times/Guardian/ Inde etc, + a digital watch (that should give them a laugh) + some tea bags + a sixty watt bulb + a pair of spectacles + some Euro/£ currency . . .

That lot should fill the Pringles container

ScumLord

LordSutch wrote: »

A mobile phone (inc charger) with a 4 Gig micro card stuffed full of all kinds of media,

Will the flash memory survive 200 years in the ground? I think most digital storage has a self life which makes it bad at long term storage.

gigino

Given world population has gone up more than 7 times in the last 200 years, if this trend continues I would forecast world population at 49,000,000,000 in 200 years time. I would put in an apology for literally ****ing up the world. Maybe a condom as well and a list of those who oppose its use.

n.b make sure your time capsule is in a waterproof container, so rising sea levels / climate change may not damage it.

phasers

eggs, fish, milk and cheese.

FutureGuy

This, and only this, on an A4 black and white piece of paper.

howamidifferent

A condom full of my jizz so they can clone me...:D

ejmaztec

A little note saying -

"Whoever reads this note is a cunt"

iPlop

ejmaztec wrote: »

A little note saying -

"Whoever reads this note is a cunt"

And a big

hard boiled shíte

Tubsandtiles

I'd put myself inside it

OutlawPete

All the horse racing results from the past decade and all the lottery numbers too, with a little note saying:

"A present from the past, get rich and enjoy!".

Just to play with their heads like.

iamstop

I think hair would last 200 years for cloning.
Also a mini bottle of whiskey would be nice to find after 200 years

Archeron

kfallon wrote: »

A big hangover fart!

And a note with "pull my finger" written on it.

antodeco

Pidgeon wings sown onto a rat. That'll screw their religious beliefs!

Pherekydes

Me, with a funny head made of HE:

"Get ready for a surprise!"

Pherekydes

old_aussie wrote: »

The koran and the bible.

Yeah, with a small note saying they believed this sh!t!

copeyhagen

gary glitter

up for anything

My virginity.

Saila

some drinking water, it will be like gold to them...and a picture of me washing my bike with it and cleaning my arse with a bidet

dilallio

An IOU for the IMF & ECB

holystungun9

The Spire. Maybe some super intelligent future race will understand what the feck that was about.

iamstop

SARs,
Swine Flu,
Anthrax and
A Metallica torrent. :pac: