There's a beautiful smell in me bedsit!

AskMyChocolate

So, AHers, what can it be?

It certainly isn't coming from me. It wasn't there yesterday. My bedsit normally smells of socks and desperation, but suddenly, there's this weird smell of summer and hope. It's beautiful.

Should I call a plumber or ride the wave?

All ideas are welcome.

Usual rules apply. The funnier the better.

But fcuk me, it's gorgeous.

I hope it's here to stay.

I'll be ridin' all round me.

krd

I bet it still smells of desperation and socks.

And you've just got bedsit fever. It's like cabin fever - except it happens to people cooped up in bedsits.

Karona

Someone must have washed their clothes.

Hookah

A dead mouse in the wall, somewhere?

Oh, beautiful smells.

A bunch of roses in the wall, somewhere?

Captain_Generic

Plug in air freshener

AskMyChocolate

krd wrote: »

I bet it still smells of desperation and socks.

And you've just got bedsit fever. It's like cabin fever - except it happens to people cooped up in bedsits.

I think it may actually be worse. I think the Karpackie may have reacted with the Lidl deoderant to create an illusory dimension.... which smells of Lavendar....

Aah well. At least I'm being more honest than TEPCO.

krd

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I think it may actually be worse. I think the Karpackie may have reacted with the Lidl deoderant to create an illusory dimension.... which smells of Lavendar....

Aah well. At least I'm being more honest than TEPCO.

Karpackie kills all known germs, dead.

Could be the bacteria have decided they can't stick the place and have all left.

There is a way to stop your feet and socks smelling (apart from washing them) . Get an Aerosol can of Dettol (has to be the aerosol, won't work with the other thingys). Spray it in your shoes when you take them off. And spray it on your feet before you put your socks on (spray it on your socks if you feel like going nuts).

Nodin

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I think it may actually be worse. I think the Karpackie may have reacted with the Lidl deoderant to create an illusory dimension.... which smells of Lavendar....

Aah well. At least I'm being more honest than TEPCO.

You didn't get out of your gee last night and kill a woman did you? Because the perfume would still be there for a day or so....look under the bed, like a good fellah.

TheBucks

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I hope it's here to stay.

I'll be ridin' all round me.

But you live alone... so you'll be fapping the shít out of yourself..... some things change, some things stay the same.;)

mconigol

Your gas mains are leaking.

Granted this post is probably too late to help you now.

Kevin Duffy

I'd say you got lucky recently and her wonderful aroma of sugar and spice and all things nice is lingering, but you've forgotten about the encounter. Reconstruct the memory, add to it and boast to your friends, as any man would do.

MistyCheese

Your bedsit smells the exact same as it always did, you've just lost your sense of smell. It's called anosmia.

Your subconscious is tricking you into believing there is a wonderful smell when the truth is it's just relieved that it no longer must put up with the smell of socks, desperation and baby oil. In fact, that could be how it happened, your sense of smell one day said "Tits or GTFO" and because you failed to provide aforementioned tits, it F'd O.

Fukuyama

What's it like to live in one of those bedsits OP?

Surely it's hell...

purity

Did you shower? that may help;)

Nodin

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I'd say you got lucky recently and ......

Ahh jaysus now, thats stretching it.

Kevin Duffy

Nodin wrote: »

Ahh jaysus now, thats stretching it.

Too graphic, let's stick to the olfactory elements of the story.

OutlawPete

I have it here too, nothing to worry about. It's that because the Guards have sealed up all the manholes and other sewage system entry points, all the fairies have become trapped below ground and 'tis there sweet smelling flatulence that is escaping through kitchen sinks and the like that is giving off the pleasent odour. I seen a fairy ring once, but in my defense it was late and I thought I was in The Globe, across the road .. easy mistake to make.

Giblet

Haha you're poor!