Funny Soccer Related Tweets

mink_man

Twitter is a funny auld place. Here are just a few ones I found today.

Piers Morgan to Michael Owen

I'm going out partying in NY now. Had nothing to do with Utd winning the League - but neither did @themichaelowen and it isn't stopping him."

"@themichaelowen I understand football enough to know I've scored almost as many goals for Utd as you have this season. Where's MY medal?"

"Is it the World Cup Trophy? No, but it's the next best thing!!!!" http://t.co/JyQHGhP

Phil Neville to Seamus Coleman

"@seamiecoleman23 I bet your voting for jedward seamus aren't u!"

Darron Gibson

"Bebe's a good lad. He shows promise."

Neil Warnock to Phil Thompson

"@PhilThompsonLFC Still out of work Phil after losing the Remmington nose hair trimmer modeling job?"

Ian Holloway

"Transfer news. If I don't get more followers than @Charlie26Adam by the end of the week, I'll sell him to Motherwell"

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WayneRooney Wayne Rooney
Utd til I die. Everton til I die. Believe. Come together. The beatles. Leg.

The word "horsin'" comes to mind.:pac:

Fuhrer

Piers Morgan is so desperate for attention he'll start a twitter war with anyone with more then 5 followers

Will I Amnt

Gary Nevilles page is where it's at

ValJester

TheBig_Sam

Gets across the madness and genius of Sam Allardyce like no others
"Imagine a Rory Delap in this team.What it takes Xavi 25 passes to acheive,Rory accomplishes with one throw"

everdead.ie

From Skysports tweets of the week

fizzer18

@GNev2 do u get a medal for ur 3 appearances this season??


rioferdy5

The fan that attacked Neil Lennon must be mad....did he think he could sneak a punch then slip back into the crowd unnoticed? #sillyguy
OllieHoltMirror

The Neil Lennon situation is getting out of control. You fear for where it is going to end.
fizzer18

(Phil Neville)By the way tea was late tonight-wifes being docked her spends!
OliverKayTimes

Ben Foster taking "indefinite break" from England duty at 28. Very strange, even if life of No 2 keeper must feel unfulfilling
DTguardian

Harry Redknapp a bit prickly when reminded that it's one win in 13 for #THFC: 'I'm going to commit suicide, it's so sad . . .'
GNev2

@rioferdy5 Sky won't be getting small talk. You better play well next year!
TheBig_Sam

I'd like to formally announce I am withdrawing my application for the Liverpool FC job. I can do better.


seamiecoleman23

@fizzer18 your backs sore!!? What about my legs.. Iv been playing 2 positions all season! Doing ur job then tryin to do mine!!
themichaelowen

Umbro kindly sent me a kids England kit for my 5 year old son today. When I showed it him he said he wanted a Wolves kit instead!!!


GNev2

@RobbieSavage8 your mrs should shave her armpits more often
GNev2

@RobbieSavage8 Definition of not knowing your limitations- Sav to Me 4 weeks ago.'' Nev , When do you know it's time to pack in?

Dub13

@BazVenison
Jedward. Famous because of a ridiculous haircut and dreadful clothes. Got there long before you boys