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  • 14-05-2011 10:03pm
    #1
    Cora2k9
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭


    Please no extreme jokes or racist jokes


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    #2
    Cora2k9
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭Cora2k9


    Whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty one year olds.
    There's twenty of them


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    Unpossible
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    As this is cool pics and links
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fkPfEOdlJo


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    #4
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Who was extreme and racist?
    Hitler.


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    niallon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭niallon


    What's the difference between a barrell of dead babies and a Porsche?

    I don't have a Porsche in my garage.


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    #6
    Unpossible
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    I propose a challenge, you have to post a joke that is normally told between people or written down on forums. However it cannot be in written media, so provide a video of it, or a comic strip etc.

    example: Somebody on boards today posted the written version of this joke
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5onkl2EHV4


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    kaizersoze
    Registered Users Posts: 7,042 ✭✭✭kaizersoze


    A woman is sitting on the patio with her husband sipping wine. Out of the blue she says "I love you so much, I don't know what I'd do without you" her husband looks up and says "is that you or the wine talking" ? After a moment she replies " I was talking to the wine"!


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    Lab_Mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    Cora2k9 wrote: »
    Whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty one year olds.
    There's twenty of them
    thought you said no extreme jokes???

    whats the best thing about burn victims??

    they stick together


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    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    why was the washing machine laughing ?
    because it was taking the piss out of the knickers
    :D


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    #10
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex?
    Call her during it.


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    #11
    Darsad
    Registered Users Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Darsad


    A little old man who is hard of hearing goes to see his doctor and as he is hard of hearing he brings his wife with him . So after checking the man over the doctor says I need to get some samples from you.

    Little Old Man : What did he say
    Wife : Ssh let me listen to the doctor .
    Dr : I need a sample of Urine
    Little old Man : What did he say
    Wife : SSh
    Dr : I need a sample of feces
    Little Old Man : What did he say
    Wife : Ssh
    Dr : and I need a sample of sperm
    Little old man What did he say
    Wife : He said you are to leave your underpants at reception.




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    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,717 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Cora2k9 wrote: »
    Please no extreme jokes or racist jokes

    Well dark humour isn't everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby.


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    Oblomov
    Registered Users Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    KateMiddleton, now Princess asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship?

    Queen answer " Wear a seat belt and Don't piss meoff"


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    Oblomov
    Registered Users Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    The local priest was off visiting and dressed in civvies. He booked into the local hotel, while he was booking in he asked the receptionist

    " I hope the porn channel is disabled"

    the girl took one look and answered.

    The Porn channel is regular, you sick b*stard"


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    Oblomov
    Registered Users Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭Oblomov


    They sent my census frm back.
    In answer to the question " Do you have any dependents?"

    I put " Asylum seekers, gypos, smackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jeremy Kyle show, Northern Rock, RBS, and half of 'kin Eastern Europe!"

    Apparently, that wasn't an acceptable answer


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    #16
    SimpleLogic
    Registered Users Posts: 663 ✭✭✭SimpleLogic


    smartblondjoke.jpg


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    #17
    Rick Deckard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Rick Deckard


    Heres a couple for you


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