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Tommy Tiernan?

fartyarse · 2011-05-14 01:06:14

Hey folks Hoping somebody can put me out of my misery! I'm trying to find out which show Tommy Tiernan told the gag, the only way I can describe it is with this quote "Ai shall neut poot mai c*ck in yeur bum!", ("I shall not put my c*ck in your bum" in a French accent, from what I can recall!) Can anyone shed some light?…

14-05-2011 02:06AM

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fartyarse

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Hey folks

Hoping somebody can put me out of my misery!

I'm trying to find out which show Tommy Tiernan told the gag, the only way I can describe it is with this quote "Ai shall neut poot mai c*ck in yeur bum!", ("I shall not put my c*ck in your bum" in a French accent, from what I can recall!)

Can anyone shed some light? Apologies for language, it's just melting my brain!

Cheers!

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#2 14-05-2011 02:08AM

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fartyarse wrote: »

Hey folks

Hoping somebody can put me out of my misery!

I'm trying to find out which show Tommy Tiernan told the gag, the only way I can describe it is with this quote "Ai shall neut poot mai c*ck in yeur bum!", ("I shall not put my c*ck in your bum" in a French accent, from what I can recall!)

Can anyone shed some light? Apologies for language, it's just melting my brain!

Cheers!

Tommy Tiernan melts a lot of brains.

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#3 14-05-2011 02:08AM

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Sounds like something from his later shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9ck-EiwCs

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#4 14-05-2011 02:10AM

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tommy tiernan is a useless unfunny wanker

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#5 14-05-2011 02:10AM

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je ne sais pas, mais peut etre ici-

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=994

regardez!

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#6 14-05-2011 02:11AM

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He went to school with Dylan Moran & Hector.

Tommy made other kids laugh.

Dylan made the teachers laugh.

Hector gobbed on a ruler and flicked it at Floss McEntaggarts head.

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#7 14-05-2011 02:12AM

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

tommy tiernan is a useless unfunny wanker

a useless unfunny over hyped prick-face wanker

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#8 14-05-2011 02:13AM

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It was on the Loose DVD...

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#9 14-05-2011 02:14AM

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Tayla wrote: »

a useless unfunny over hyped prick-face wanker

i typed my reply too fast, i meant to add cunt in my post as well

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#10 14-05-2011 02:14AM

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Badgermonkey wrote: »

Dylan Moran

Now there's a comedian.

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#11 14-05-2011 02:14AM

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His whole thing seems to be swearing REALLY LOUDLY

An annoying bastard if ever there was one

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#12 14-05-2011 02:16AM

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i typed my reply too fast, i meant to add cunt in my post as well

I was wondering why you didnt mention that,should have known it was just an oversite,glad to see it corrected

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#13 14-05-2011 02:16AM

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Badgermonkey wrote: »

Dylan Moran .

El Weirdo wrote: »

Now there's a comedian.

he is fantastic

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#14 14-05-2011 02:23AM

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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i typed my reply too fast, i meant to add cunt in my post as well

You can also add - who tries too hard, yet fails miserably.

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#15 14-05-2011 02:35AM

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fartyarse wrote: »

Hey folks

Hoping somebody can put me out of my misery!

I'm trying to find out which show Tommy Tiernan told the gag, the only way I can describe it is with this quote "Ai shall neut poot mai c*ck in yeur bum!", ("I shall not put my c*ck in your bum" in a French accent, from what I can recall!)

Can anyone shed some light? Apologies for language, it's just melting my brain!

Cheers!

Don't waste your time. Watch an entire Dara O'Briain gig and a few Monty Python sketches, and then you'll have a more tasteful sense of humour!

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#16 14-05-2011 02:38AM

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Instead of discussing the talentless Thomas Tiernan, can anyone help me with this please:

In Uni when I'm trying to watch RTE Player and other streams it won't load at all. I understand the Uni itself may place restrictions on what websites you can watch, but is there anyway for me to watch RTE Player?

Thanks.

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#17 14-05-2011 11:09AM

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UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Instead of discussing the talentless Thomas Tiernan, can anyone help me with this please:

In Uni when I'm trying to watch RTE Player and other streams it won't load at all. I understand the Uni itself may place restrictions on what websites you can watch, but is there anyway for me to watch RTE Player?

Thanks.

Instead of hijacking a thread why not start your own!!!

As for slating Tommy, I have never witnessed such a begrudging shower of bastards in all me life.
Fairly f*cking funny compared to some of the other so called comedians we have here Katherine Lynch et al.
Guess your all too intellectual to 'Get' his humour.

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#18 14-05-2011 11:13AM

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Stand up Forum.

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