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Wednesday Funnies

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  • 12-05-2011 2:52pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,269 ✭✭✭


    When talking of 9/11 and 7/7 , why not combine them and call them 7/11

    This would make it a more of a convenience.


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    Kate McCann has a lovely tan at the moment.




    I guess it's because she's been lying in the Sun all week.

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    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse walk into a bar in Liverpool.

    Two hours later, the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse promise to never drink in Liverpool again.

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    A Woman cleaning her sons room finds bondage & fetish mags under his mattress.

    She phones husband straight away says,

    "What the hell shall I do??"

    Husband replies...


    "Whatever you do don't fookin spank him"

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    UEFA have expressed concern regards the Wembley pitch for the Champions League final.

    But the FA have assured them that it will be fine, as they are putting a load of **** on it this Saturday !

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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